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Dissociated Press (DP)
October 30, 2005

Burger King announced, today, that all future orders for their famous Whoppers will be outsourced to the Whitehouse for fabrication and delivery. Burger King director of marketing, Sy Dorder said in a press release, "They simply provide a bigger, juicier Whopper than we can produce, and their abilility to deliver more Whoppers to more locations is unparalleled."

Burger King has noted that recently, the Whitehouse's ability to deliver the product "well done" has been somewhat hampered, but they believe this is just a temporary problem. Mr. Dorder added that, effective immediately, customers who want their Whoppers rare should simply request "the truth."

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I don't get it. The part about fact that it talks about the White House and "the truth" makes me think that this has something to with either oil, Bush, Iraq, or a combination of the three. So...

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
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Actually, they'd roast me for posting a humor piece on the subject in P&N. :shocked:

It was something I thought up while showering, and I wanted to share it. 😎
 
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