Brangelina to divorce

[ahenkel]

My apathy is palpable

 

[sandorski]

Yep, pretty sure you have to be MARRIED to get a DIVORCE.

Common Law Marriage.

 

[fantolay]

Sooo many typos.

And what is up with the 20hr sex sessions? You have got to be kidding me, right?

 

[dr150]

Angelina screwing her brother always ultimately results in her getting divorced.

 

[rockyct]

Common Law Marriage.

Pretty sure those have to be at least seven years long.

 

[SunSamurai]

No it doesn't. He's BRAD PITT. He can get ANY woman

Except, you know, for the people THAT GET TO KNOW HIM.

 

[mjrpes3]

Beads of apathy are dripping off my forehead.

 

[allisolm]

I don't think it would be a common law marriage as I don't believe those are recognized in the state of California where they live or even in NY where they apparently signed the papers.

They made it five whole years? Color me not impressed.

 

[TehMac]

They're splitting up, hence the confusion.

It seems that Paul Newman will be the only man in Hollywood, and Joanne Woodward the only lady.

 

[marvdmartian]

No it doesn't. He's BRAD PITT. He can get ANY woman

Except Jennifer Aniston.........and maybe now Angelina Jolie! :hmm:

 

[Sinsear]

 

[Hacp]

I feel sorry for brad. He has to be responsible for all those adopted children. They should do an even split. Brad gets the biological ones and Angie can keep her adopted ones.

 

[olds]

They were on a break

Took me a second to get it but I LOL'd.

 

[olds]

Sooo many typos.

And what is up with the 20hr sex sessions? You have got to be kidding me, right?

Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug...

 

[sandorski]

Pretty sure those have to be at least seven years long.

That could be, probably varies depending on jurisdiction. Perhaps they were Married in some other fashion or just want to end things legally. I dunno, still sucks to be Brad.

 

[Adul]

Pretty sure those have to be at least seven years long.

Common-law marriage can still be contracted in 11 states and the District of Columbia, can no longer be contracted in 26 states, and was never permitted in 13 states. The requirements for a common-law marriage to be validly contracted differ from state to state. Nevertheless, all states—including those that have abolished the contract of common-law marriage within their boundaries—recognize common-law marriages lawfully contracted in those jurisdictions that still permit it. The Navajo Nation allows common-law marriage and allows its members to marry using tribal ceremonial processes as well as traditional processes.[24] Some U.S. states, however, such as Colorado, more rigorously enforce public policy exceptions to their general duty to recognize foreign state or foreign country marriages valid where entered into in the case of common-law marriages.

California isn't one of them.

http://topics.law.cornell.edu/wex/table_marriage

 

[dennilfloss]

Rumour was said to be not true by their publicist. As for the 19h sex sessions, maybe Angelina learned something from fruit bats.

http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595

 

[alkemyst]

No it doesn't. He's BRAD PITT. He can get ANY woman

Not anymore, but I told him this once he shared Ang with me.

I have to say though the guy knows how to build a home. Perfect angles.

 

[lifeobry]

If you post in this thread it means you care. Everyone knows this.

 

[dennilfloss]

Look who isn't having 20h sex sessions!😀

http://hollywoodpq.com/2010/01/24/m...e-viagra-pour-satisfaire-catherine-zeta-jones