Brainhulk Jr: when you kill a pig, it becomes bacon!!!

brainhulk

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He says that as he is stabbing his bacon with his fork, die! die! You stinking pig! Now you're bacon!

We are at Legoland hotel breakfast, i'm /facepalm, having to say sorry to other parents starring at us.

Where do they learn this stuff? Time to take his tablet away
 
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lxskllr

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When my daughter was young, I tried to get her to walk up to the store clerk with a jar of mole, and ask if they also sold the asses. She never bit :^(
 
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brainhulk

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I think my son will become a firefighter :D

https://www.yahoo.com/news/firefighters-bbq-sausages-made-pigs-221500209.html

Firefighters in Britain took some heat for posting photos of barbecued sausages made from piglets they had previously rescued from a barn blaze

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renz20003

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He says that as he is stabbing his bacon with his fork, die! die! You stinking pig! Now you're bacon!

We are at Legoland hotel breakfast, i'm /facepalm, having to say sorry to other parents starring at us.

Where do they learn this stuff? Time to take his tablet away

Bad parenting

Jk

Kids tend to say the most fucked up things in the worst places.

When I was 5 I told a cop my dad was a child molester while he was giving my father a speeding ticket.
 
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