Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

[JEDIYoda]

http://www.theonion.com/video/brain...Marketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

 

[Fritzo]

Ha. Because that's what teens do.

 

[John Connor]

LMAO! It's true for adults too! Every place I go someone is on their damn phone. I go to a restaurant and no one is eating, they are texting and/or talking on the god damn phone. It's especially annoying to see the phone between the steering wheel. It's like a part of their damn body.

 

[sandorski]

It's the humane thing to do.

 

[MtnMan]

 

[John Connor]

Mindless zombies.

 

[Fire&Blood]

 

[Fenixgoon]

the xray with the cellphone next to the head is funny

 

[Red Squirrel]

I read that story before but first I see the video, that makes it so much more awesome. LOL.

 

[HN]

Dibs on his ipad

 

[shortylickens]

Its their fault for naming her Caitlin.
Caitlins are fuckin sad, pathetic creatures.

Next time name her Beatrice. Aint no fuckin around with Beatrice. They get shit done. No whining.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Its their fault for naming her Caitlin.
Caitlins are fuckin sad, pathetic creatures.

Next time name her Beatrice. Aint no fuckin around with Beatrice. They get shit done. No whining.

I knew a Caitlin in 5th grade. Miserable fat and envious girl, small forehead. Parents had a van with a Blink-182-related license plate.

 

[shortylickens]

I knew a Caitlin in 5th grade. Miserable fat and envious girl, small forehead. Parents had a van with a Blink-182-related license plate.

For some inexplicable reason, your post made me laugh like a gremlin for about 30 seconds.

 

[Iron Woode]

children are being exposed to harmful levels of stupidity in their own home.

:awe:

 

[Leyawiin]

Euthanasia isn't necessary. Most recover from "Sullen Teenager Syndrome" in about five years... if you can stand to be around them that long.

 

[alzan]

If I were Caitlin's parent I'd euthanize myself.

 

[SandEagle]

a new low by the OP. video is TWO years old for cry sake.

oh look what i found, this is funny too!

 

[smitbret]

a new low by the OP. video is TWO years old for cry sake.

oh look what i found, this is funny too!

That was never funny

 

[alkemyst]

I love how those above think they are somehow better

 

[Fritzo]

That was never funny

It needs the OOOKACHAKA soundtrack to make it funny.

 

[Jeff7]

"Caitlin's not brain-dead. She's just an idiot."

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I love how those above think they are somehow better

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of ATOT is better than a caricature of a whiny 13 year old teen. ATOT's drunk drivers probably still rank a step lower though.

 

[alkemyst]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of ATOT is better than a caricature of a whiny 13 year old teen. ATOT's drunk drivers probably still rank a step lower though.

Go get a blow job from TFP.

 

[GasX]

Are you killing me for real right now?

 

[feralkid]

Dibs on his ipad

You think Caitlin is a "he"?