Boy full of questions:
It's the day before thankgiving, and a little boy hears his parents arguing in the bedroom. The boy hears them using words he doesn't know, so he walks in and asks them;
"daddy, what's a b!tch?"
"It's a way of saying uh...lady"
"mommy, what's a bastard?"
"it's a way of saying gentleman"
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So then next day it's thanksgiving
the dad goes to shave, while the mom goes to prepare the turkey. The dad gets a cut with a razor, and yells "SH!T!!!!"
"Daddy, what's sh!t?"
"It's shaving cream"
The little kid goes into the kitchen, and as his mom breaks a nail, she yells "FVCK!!!"
"mommy, what's fvck?"
"It's stuffing"
*doorbell rings* the little boy says he'll answer it. As he opens the door, he sees all the guests
"Goodmorning B!thes and bastards?"
distraught, the guests ask where his parents are
"Daddy's putting sh!t on his face and mommy's fvcking the turkey"
It's the day before thankgiving, and a little boy hears his parents arguing in the bedroom. The boy hears them using words he doesn't know, so he walks in and asks them;
"daddy, what's a b!tch?"
"It's a way of saying uh...lady"
"mommy, what's a bastard?"
"it's a way of saying gentleman"
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So then next day it's thanksgiving
the dad goes to shave, while the mom goes to prepare the turkey. The dad gets a cut with a razor, and yells "SH!T!!!!"
"Daddy, what's sh!t?"
"It's shaving cream"
The little kid goes into the kitchen, and as his mom breaks a nail, she yells "FVCK!!!"
"mommy, what's fvck?"
"It's stuffing"
*doorbell rings* the little boy says he'll answer it. As he opens the door, he sees all the guests
"Goodmorning B!thes and bastards?"
distraught, the guests ask where his parents are
"Daddy's putting sh!t on his face and mommy's fvcking the turkey"
