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Bowel Cleansing

Package arrived today. Will read the instructions, ingest the product, and post the results. By the way, an Official Colon Blow pen is included with the product. Includes the logo Poopin' is cool. Should I Ebay it?
 
make sure you eat beets, so we can see the new crap/old crap. New will be maroon, old should be blacker than outer space !

Edit OMG i've gone Platinum
 
Homemade Colon Cleaner

Mix a double dose Metamucil with 12 ounces of apple juice and drink it down with 1 Ducolax after dinner.
Chase with at least 64 ounces of water before going to bed.
Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper close by.
1 can of lysol
A good Magazine or something to ready near the toilet as well.


Wake up next morning drink a cup of good strong coffee. (If yopu make it through the coffe without feeling the urge to go, double your dose of metamucil)
Run to bathroom with butt cheeks clenched.
Sit down, Pick up reading material, spray bathroom with Lysol, or light a scented candle.
Do not get up until yo feel like your brain is about to come out of your a-hole. Wiping more than once results in a seriously raw O-ring.
 
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Homemade Colon Cleaner

Mix a double dose Metamucil with 12 ounces of apple juice and drink it down with 1 Ducolax after dinner.
Chase with at least 64 ounces of water before going to bed.
Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper close by.
1 can of lysol
A good Magazine or something to ready near the toilet as well.


Wake up next morning drink a cup of good strong coffee. (If yopu make it through the coffe without feeling the urge to go, double your dose of metamucil)
Run to bathroom with butt cheeks clenched.
Sit down, Pick up reading material, spray bathroom with Lysol, or light a scented candle.
Do not get up until yo feel like your brain is about to come out of your a-hole. Wiping more than once results in a seriously raw O-ring.
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LMAFAO!!!!!! 😀

Best instructions ever!

/still chuckling
 
I am glad you liked it MichaelD.

I actually did that one day after feeling a bit backed up from taking too many painkillers after my surgery. The ENT Dr. recommended the mix to me.

The lysol, reading material and other instructions are from my own personal experience. after taking said mixture.
 
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
I am glad you liked it MichaelD.

I actually did that one day after feeling a bit backed up from taking too many painkillers after my surgery. The ENT Dr. recommended the mix to me.

The lysol, reading material and other instructions are from my own personal experience. after taking said mixture.
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That mixture is just...TOXIC. I L'dMAO b/c I know it's TRUE! It'll kill you, man...talk about explosiveness....wow.

I typically do not post in the Bodily Function Threads...I had to make an exception here. 😀
 
Well, this is technically a "bodily function" thread, it is more of a product thread, and I am just offering a more economical way to accomplish the same thing with a home made product. 😉
 
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