Bought a nice fat mans couch

Stokes

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I'm a college student and bought this really really nice mini couch. It looked like the fabric was newly redone and it looked brand new. Didn't have any smell to it or anything.

I'm wondering what I can do to give it a little extra clean? Maybe buy some woolite and spray it down? Whats the best thing. I just want to make sure this thing doesnt have any bacteria on it or something that may make me sick.
 

kogase

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Originally posted by: Stokes
I'm a college student and bought this really really nice mini couch. It looked like the fabric was newly redone and it looked brand new. Didn't have any smell to it or anything.

I'm wondering what I can do to give it a little extra clean? Maybe buy some woolite and spray it down? Whats the best thing. I just want to make sure this thing doesnt have any bacteria on it or something that may make me sick.

Hmm, yeah, I know what you mean. That fat is deathly contagious. You should probably just burn the whole damn thing.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Stokes
I'm a college student and bought this really really nice mini couch. It looked like the fabric was newly redone and it looked brand new. Didn't have any smell to it or anything.

I'm wondering what I can do to give it a little extra clean? Maybe buy some woolite and spray it down? Whats the best thing. I just want to make sure this thing doesnt have any bacteria on it or something that may make me sick.
Put it in an enclosed space with a bucket of ammonia overnight. The fumes will freshen that baby right up. A little febreze when you are done and you have a new couch.

 

hjo3

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Stokes
I'm a college student and bought this really really nice mini couch. It looked like the fabric was newly redone and it looked brand new. Didn't have any smell to it or anything.

I'm wondering what I can do to give it a little extra clean? Maybe buy some woolite and spray it down? Whats the best thing. I just want to make sure this thing doesnt have any bacteria on it or something that may make me sick.
Put it in an enclosed space with a bucket of ammonia overnight. The fumes will freshen that baby right up. A little febreze when you are done and you have a new couch.
Huh! That's clever.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: hjo3Huh! That's clever.
Ammonia is a marvelous thing. It cleans, it disinfects, it deodorizes and you can mix it with bleach to make chlorine gas for a fun science experiment! (note: this is sort of a Joseph Mengele experiment)