Boss taking everyone out for beers

[Avalon]

Pretty sweet, just thought I'd share. Pretty pumped. We had an incredible sales month. Looking forward to some Murphy's on draft.

 

[HAL9000]

Sex with boss?

 

[gorcorps]

Sex with boss?

See in America "take everyone out for beers" means "visit location that serves alcohol and pay for everyone's beverage".

Just thought I'd translate that for you before your last firing neuron blows itself out.

 

[alfa147x]

See in America "take everyone out for beers" means "visit location that serves alcohol and pay for everyone's beverage".

Just thought I'd translate that for you before your last firing neuron blows itself out.

This post here ^

Had me rolling on the floor about to shit my pants with my eyes squinted because I was laughing so hard.



AMERICA!

 

[moshquerade]

No dancing on the bar. It will discourage future outings.

 

[Crusty]

See in America "take everyone out for beers" means "visit location that serves alcohol and pay for everyone's beverage".

Just thought I'd translate that for you before your last firing neuron blows itself out.

That's implying he had neurons to begin with....

 

[slightlyhuman]

nice!

 

[Spikesoldier]

good stuff. sounds like your boss got a fat bonus check.

 

[HAL9000]

See in America "take everyone out for beers" means "visit location that serves alcohol and pay for everyone's beverage".

Just thought I'd translate that for you before your last firing neuron blows itself out.

See in England, Taking someone out for beers can result in sex. :hmm: Perhaps you guys are too "buzzed" after the "Light beers"...

 

[Duder1no]

Sex with boss?

lol this was my first thought too

 

[SunnyD]

Pretty sweet, just thought I'd share. Pretty pumped. We had an incredible sales month. Looking forward to some Murphy's on draft.

You know if someone gets fucked up and injured/accident, your boss/company is liable for it right?

Must be a pretty small business type of company for them to not know shit like this doesn't fly in corporate armenia.

 

[dabuddha]

You know if someone gets fucked up and injured/accident, your boss/company is liable for it right?

Must be a pretty small business type of company for them to not know shit like this doesn't fly in corporate armenia.

Meh, I had a boss that took us out (about 20 people) to a shooting range his buddy owned. We were able to fire about 10-15 different guns w/ unlimited ammo for 2 hours straight. Then we went for beers afterwards. One of my favorite internships!

 

[moshquerade]

You know if someone gets fucked up and injured/accident, your boss/company is liable for it right?

Must be a pretty small business type of company for them to not know shit like this doesn't fly in corporate armenia.

such a Debbie Downer

 

[sdifox]

Just don't drink and drive.

 

[Avalon]

Sex with boss?

Not sure how my wife would feel about me having sex with a 50 year old dude.

 

[HAL9000]

Not sure how my wife would feel about me having sex with a 50 year old dude.

Get her involved. Fun for all the family.

 

[Avalon]

You know if someone gets fucked up and injured/accident, your boss/company is liable for it right?

Must be a pretty small business type of company for them to not know shit like this doesn't fly in corporate armenia.

His problem, not mine!

 

[SearchMaster]

You know if someone gets fucked up and injured/accident, your boss/company is liable for it right?

Must be a pretty small business type of company for them to not know shit like this doesn't fly in corporate armenia.

We had a beer-serving party on premises yesterday, and we're a pretty large company (~3000 employees worldwide).

 

[Avalon]

Just don't drink and drive.

I'd just wait until I sobered up, or have the wife get me if I had enough. Doubt I'll have more than a couple over a two hour period, though.

 

[ultimatebob]

Not sure how my wife would feel about me having sex with a 50 year old dude.

Yeah, but I don't think that HAL is all that fussy.

 

[Avalon]

We had a beer-serving party on premises yesterday, and we're a pretty large company (~3000 employees worldwide).

What were you guys serving up?

 

[SonnyDaze]

Meh, I had a boss that took us out (about 20 people) to a shooting range his buddy owned. We were able to fire about 10-15 different guns w/ unlimited ammo for 2 hours straight. Then we went for beers afterwards. One of my favorite internships!

You're doing it backwards!

 

[ShawnD1]

No dancing on the bar. It will discourage future outings.

I would take you out a lot more if you danced every time :wub:

 

[Live2Eat]

Dont drink too much and say things you shouldnt!

 

[ShawnD1]

Dont drink too much and say things you shouldnt!

And don't seem so excited to go drinking. Everyone will want to know wtf is up with that guy who is shitting his pants with excitement when someone suggests they go drinking before 10am.