Borg V Federation

Dantoo

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Sub - ether links fractured so open reporting channels in use:


Disguised as a mild mannered tourist from down-under I have penetrated to the heart of the TA Cube (located in Kent, Washington State, USA) :)

I have discovered that the Borg computing centre (center if I stay in character) is disguised as a mild mannered computer emporium trading as "Compucheap" where the lanky unit behind the counter answers to either "Russ" or "One" :) Personal note: This unit only consumes coffee (gallons) and chilli-concarne. No exploitable weakness there :D

I am currently staying with and learning the ways of "Two" otherwise known as "DanC". This unit spends considerable amounts of time engineering and tending lifeforms known as "bunnies" and "trout". This is a long suspected Borg weakness that may be exploited.

I will continue to resist all attempts at assimilation by the collective though have been strongly tempted by massive T-bone steaks prepared to tender perfection on a smokey barbeque and broiled Prime rib to die for. I have now located their crack racks and am ready to insert the "ta-cannibalcows@ragingbull.com" code into the output of these amazing machines.

Signing off from Borg Space :D ;)

 

Swanny

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<< I will continue to resist all attempts at assimilation by the collective though have been strongly tempted by massive T-bone steaks prepared to tender perfection on a smokey barbeque and broiled Prime rib to die for. >>



You think beef is good there? Why don't you extend your stay and come to Iowa. We'll show you what steak is supposed to taste like.
 

Dantoo

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Hmmm Iowa - (gets out sector mapping) some small note about potatoes here? Hmmmm Iowa :)


Alert: DanC is now in kitchen preparing much spoken of "Puffy Things" :) Could this be the way to boost the Feds past the Borg - stuff up their crackracks with puffy things? ;)
 

DanC

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Dasmed Australians anyway...

They're stuffy, no fun at all -
But... it could be worse. : O

Hi Guys...


Edit:

Think "Corn" David... Corn. Buaaaaah!



<< I have now located their crack racks and am ready to insert the "ta-cannibalcows@ragingbull.com" >>



Hey Mate... GET STUFFED! :Q You've found the "decoy racks"...
 

bot2600

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Hi Dantoo, Dan E-Mailed me and told me you were visiting, hope you had fun. Hi DanC, nice to see you out and about ;) Take care and I'll talk to you later.

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Dantoo

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Hi Bob :)

Has been a great visit so far. Already have a decent headcold too. 10 degrees C, glad I waited for the weather to warm up before I came over brrrrrrrrrrr!!! :)
 

DanC

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What a line of "winging" this Aussie strings out... You'd think it was the bloody Arctic or something. ;)
 

mechBgon

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The Borg must be planning to assimilate the best characteristics of the carbon-based "trout" and "bunny" units. The "bunnies" clearly offer excellent cuddliness, something the Collective has been lacking, and I'm not sure about the "trout," besides the obvious ability to collect oxygen from water. :D Careful, Dantoo, they might be planning to assimilate your accent or something. ;)

Nice to hear from you guys, Dan and Bob... do stay a while! :D
 

bot2600

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LOL@DanC. Glad I popped back in for a minute when I heard you posted here. Oh well, back to never never land;)