- Oct 22, 2004
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Boredom is at the intellectual end of all things. We aren't afraid of death, we're afraid of the implied boredom of eternal nothingness. Yet isn't the promise of heaven the promise of boredom also? Yes, but it is also the promise of happiness, which cannot coexist with boredom.
What can hell be but eternal boredom?
Okay, it could also be Satan raping your urethra for a millenia or so, but that's just speculation.
On the other side of the coin we have people whose lives are TOO interesting. These people might welcome boredom. But it is not boredom they REALLY desire, anymore than I REALLY desire to live in a warzone. These are extremes. They simply want what I want: survival and deliverance from boredom, the two basic human imperatives. They want the former because they have the latter in abundance, and I want the latter because I have the former in abundance.
Hmm, writing this out was actually sort of therapeutic. I'm less bored now. Probably from imagining urethra rape.
What can hell be but eternal boredom?
Okay, it could also be Satan raping your urethra for a millenia or so, but that's just speculation.
On the other side of the coin we have people whose lives are TOO interesting. These people might welcome boredom. But it is not boredom they REALLY desire, anymore than I REALLY desire to live in a warzone. These are extremes. They simply want what I want: survival and deliverance from boredom, the two basic human imperatives. They want the former because they have the latter in abundance, and I want the latter because I have the former in abundance.
Hmm, writing this out was actually sort of therapeutic. I'm less bored now. Probably from imagining urethra rape.