Bored. Wanna try serial killing.

[FalseChristian]

I thought I'd give serial killing a shot. Want to try something different. What do you think of the idea?

 

[dabuddha]

ooooooooook

 

[Analog]

http://www.freep.com/article/201008...ler-to-face-charges-in-Michigan#ixzz0wVIJomwy http://www.freep.com/article/201008...ler-to-face-charges-in-Michigan#ixzz0wVIJomwy
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[Malak]

The problem with most serial killers is that they are crazy. A sane, methodical, and intelligent person could easily kill his whole town before anyone realized it.

 

[DesiPower]

posting in epic fed monitored thread

 

[dug777]

meh, it's overrated imo.

give mahjong a go first maybe, then work your way up.

 

[Blackjack200]

Practice on yourself first. Wouldn't want to go out there and screw it up, would you?

 

[PottedMeat]

I thought I'd give serial killing a shot. Want to try something different. What do you think of the idea?

That's pretty ambitious. Why don't you start out with something a little easier? Something like wearing a diaper 24/7, eating your own feces, or camwhoring.

 

[MotF Bane]

Do not establish a pattern. Use a different M.O. for every kill, pick your victims at random with no connection between them. Do this, and enjoy your bloody success.

 

[JulesMaximus]

That's a slashing idea!

 

[preslove]

epic troll thread is epic

 

[FelixDeCat]

I thought I'd give serial killing a shot. Want to try something different. What do you think of the idea?

You wacky Canadians never cease to amaze me.

 

[speg]

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[40Hands]

I just bought a sweet new camera, lens, and flash. Please give me money.

 

[dank69]

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Then, I scream at lighting technicians.

 

[Saint Nick]

Just make sure you have a legitimate MO. None of that pussy crap like leaving Zodiac signs on people...

 

[dug777]

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

It will end with you trying to force a cute kitten into an ATM

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

 

[WT]

We have a guy around here who loves Fruit Loops ... ask him what he knows about serial !!

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Actually, I recommend the OP to watch an Uwe Boll film called "Rampage"...

 

[JM Aggie08]

Business is booming in Michigan I hear.

 

[preslove]

seriasly

 

[DrPizza]

A few years ago, some crazy canuck posted in here that he wanted to kill a cop. Most people took it as a joke. I thought, "hmmmmm..." Managed to track the guy down (he had only 1 post here), find out his name, city, etc. Made an international phone call. (After I was on the phone for a minute or so, another officer interupted the officer I was on the line with. Then I heard "do you happen to know Harvey <last name>" - yep! lmao. Oh, and the guy had assaulted an officer with a baseball bat a couple hours before. Ended up charged with attempted murder.

So, hmmmm... should I take the OP seriously? Or not?

 

[Tristicus]

That movie sucked.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I didn't know Phil Collins had a mowhawk.