Boot Size (Last stolen Brutuskend of the night)

[Brutuskend]

A woman walks into a bar and notices a good-looking cowboy.
She approaches him and asks, "Is it true what they say about men with BIG feet?"
He replies, "It sure is Ma'am. Would you like to come to my place and find out?" She sees no harm and decides to spend the night.
The next morning as he is waking up he notices the lady placing a hundred dollar bill on his nightstand.
"Wow, I'm flattered. No one has ever paid me for my services," he says.
"Don't be," she replies. "Use it to buy a pair of boots that fit!!!"

 

[civad]

call me dumb, but.. I didnt get the joke

 

[Ladies Man]

big feet = big wang

he was wearing big shoes she assumed big feet

his wang is small.... he needs to buy a pair of boots that fit... smaller boots

 

[coolred]

She was telling him his boots were too big. Since the saying goes that a mans feet size is directly proportional to his junk size. So basically she was saying she thought his boot size didn't compare well to his junks' size.

 

[Mr N8]

not bad

 

[civad]

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: civad

speaking of big things, it takes a pretty grande-sized ego to quote yourself in your sig.