Okay, a little bit later than I expected, but here's the info:
First off,
the utility I used successfully is available for download from HP's site and has worked on every USB storage device I've tried.
I chose to use Windows 98SE as my boot O/S of choice. And yes, I am absolutely certain that any number of you out there can probably find a zillion shortcuts to simply my files, but since it worked for me, I'm happy.
Here are the config files:
CONFIG.SYS
[menu]
menuitem=INTEL, These are the Intel VM 10/100 drivers
menuitem=BROADCOM, These are Broadcom v7.5 drivers
menuitem=3C509, These are the 3Com ISA 10bT drivers
menuitem=3C905, These are the 3Com PCI 10/100bT drivers
menuitem=DL360, These are Compaq NC3163 drivers
menuitem=8139, These are the Realtek 8139 drivers
[INTEL]
DEVICE=\intelnet\protman.dos /I:\intelnet
DEVICE=\intelnet\dis_pkt.dos
DEVICE=\intelnet\e100b.dos
[BROADCOM]
DEVICE=\broadnet\protman.dos /I:\broadnet
DEVICE=\broadnet\dis_pkt.dos
DEVICE=\broadnet\B57.dos
[3C509]
DEVICE=\3C509NET\protman.dos /I:\3c509net
DEVICE=\3C509NET\dis_pkt.dos
DEVICE=\3C509NET\elnk3.dos
[3C905]
DEVICE=\3C905NET\protman.dos /I:\3c905net
DEVICE=\3C905NET\dis_pkt.dos
DEVICE=\3C905NET\el90x.dos
[DL360]
DEVICE=\DL360NET\protman.dos /I:\dl360net
DEVICE=\DL360NET\dis_pkt.dos
DEVICE=\DL360NET\n100.dos
[8139]
DEVICE=\8139NET\protman.dos /I:\8139net
DEVICE=\8139NET\dis_pkt.dos
DEVICE=\8139NET\rtsnd.dos
[COMMON]
LASTDRIVE = Z
AUTOEXEC.BAT
@echo off
set dircmd=/ogne
SET TZ=GHO+05:00
path=a:\;a:\dos
prompt $p$g
MOUSE.COM
if %config% == INTEL goto INTELBT
if %config% == BROADCOM goto BROADBT
if %config% == 3C509 goto 3C509BT
if %config% == 3C905 goto 3C905BT
if %config% == DL360 goto DL360BT
if %config% == 8139 goto 8139BT
goto FAILED
:INTELBT
\intelnet\netbind.com
cd \ghost
echo Loading...
GHOST.EXE
goto END
:BROADBT
\broadnet\netbind.com
cd \ghost
echo Loading...
GHOST.EXE
goto END
:3C509BT
\3c509net\netbind.com
cd \ghost
echo Loading...
GHOST.EXE
goto END
:3C905BT
\3c905net\netbind.com
cd \ghost
echo Loading...
GHOST.EXE
goto END
: DL360BT --
Note the space between : and D - otherwise I get a 
\dl360net\netbind.com
cd \ghost
echo Loading...
GHOST.EXE
goto END
:8139BT
\8139net\netbind.com
cd \ghost
echo Loading...
GHOST.EXE
goto END
:FAILED
echo Unknown boot menu selection
goto END
:END
cd
You can easily copy the above text into a Notepad file and then save it accordingly.