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Book at Amazon that's HOT, WET and STEAMY

DirkBelig

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Hmmm...it's Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1,008,381.

Right ahead of Jewel's poetry book and Red Dawn's "500 Pages of Stuff I Know (suitable for laser and inkjet printers)";)
 

piku

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"Properties of Water and Steam : The Industrial Standard Iapws-If97 for the Thermodynamic Properties and Supplementary Equations for Other Properties :"

THE TITLE IS A FREAKING PARAGRAPH!




hehe :p
 

ArMs

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I thought "Vampire: The Masquarade - Redemption" was gonna stay on top of the longest title of anything list. Wait, doesn't Cher or Jewel have a 500 word title on a CD?
 

Anybody

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Right ahead of Jewel's poetry book and Red Dawn's "500 Pages of Stuff I Know (suitable for laser and inkjet printers)"

ROTFLMAO
 

DirkBelig

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It was Fiona Apple's 2nd disc "When The Pawn Hits the Battle He Thinks Like A King..." and on for about 250 words. She even regrets it now.
 

ArMs

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That's right, Fiona Apple. But I'm pretty sure it's 500. It was a question at an Academic Team practice. Anyway, it's all crazy sh*t.
 

Wangel

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$129.00 - Heck there had better be some pretty good pictures in the book for that sort of money!
 

ratkil

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heh, heh, reminds me of sitting through a college graduation and hearing the names of people thesis's :)
 

Viper GTS

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When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right.

Or, When the pawn...

Viper GTS
 

chess9

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Dirk:

What happened? Did K-Mart have a sale on humor and you bought 2 for 99 cents?

I can hardly wait for the second one.
 

LOWDRAG

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im going to try saying that to my wife and see what happens.......god i hope it turns her on:cool:
 

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