Boob joke

bmacd

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to
her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $ 100 ?"
"Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"
So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her gain! : "Would you
let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmm, 10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, but
not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there"
So they go to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most
perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and
start caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying
his face in them... but no biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed
and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?"
"Nah", he replies. "Too expensive."


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EvilYoda

Lifer
Apr 1, 2001
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lol, very nice, although in my current state, it took a second for the punchline to register. :)