Bonsai Kitten

HelloBrother

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> this is disgusting...check out the site to see what
> i mean.
>
> Some serious stuff to read....atleast for some one
> with even an ounce of
> love and respect for life: In New York there is a
> Japanese who sells
> "bonsai-kittens". Soundslike fun huh? NOT! These
> animals are squeezed into
> a bottle. Their urine and faeces are removed through
> probes. They feed
> them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals
> to keep their bones
> soft and flexible so the kittens grow into the shape
> of the bottle. The
> animals will stay there as long as they live. They
> can't walk or move or
> wash themselves.
>
> Bonsai-kittens are becoming a fashion in New York
> and Asia.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com
 

MichaelD

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OMG, this is one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. This depressed me. I was just starting to get better b/c it's getting close to 1630.

I dislike cats, but am totally against animal abuse. This is horrible. PETA should get ahold of these people. This is one of the most hideous things I've ever seen...those poor animals. If you don't like them, shoot them...make it quick, but don't torment them like this. I'm sad. :(
 

palad

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repeat after me: The site is just a hoax. The site is just a hoax. The site is just a hoax.
 

pulse8

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May 3, 2000
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If I didn't pick up on your sarcasm, MikeD, then I'm sorry. That site is a fake. It's not real.
 

Shy

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The best part about yelling at him for making a repost is that you're too lazy to link and link to those threads.

So now people will start posting to this one for sure. All you accomplish by yelling at him is neffing.

-Shy
 

Yo Ma Ma

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Jan 21, 2000
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There should be bonsai babies too, so portable. Would be kinder than having them bake in the minivan. It's all about convenience.


(Yes I do know it's a hoax site)
 

MichaelD

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Really? :eek: :eek: :eek: Sheeeeeeeeeet :eek: :eek: :eek: I've seen some pretty horrible things done to animals...this just got me right_there. OK, since it's a joke...um, I was just joking too. :eek: me\<-----goes back under rock for awhile
 

Demon-Xanth

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Feb 15, 2000
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I find it hilarious that people are still getting upset over that page. It's odviously a joke page and one in ten seem to not get it.
 

KiltedFool

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Best place on the internet to check out ANY email, chain letter, scare mail, BS story you receive by email Snopes

The specific story about this site:
Happiness is a Rectilinear Kitten

And if you are truly in the mood for that sort of humor
Puppy Farm

My fiance apparently knows the guy that runs puppyfarm, the name used for the CEO is a real name.

Bon Appetit
KF

edit: built the links wrong