Bong scare forces school to evacuate students

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A device that appeared to be a pipe bomb forced Karnes City High School to be evacuated today, allowing police to investigate the suspicious item.

A custodian making his routine rounds reported the device at about 10:30 a.m. in the boys restroom.

"It turned out that it was not a bomb," said Principal Ron Cline. "What we found is that it was a b-o-n-g, bong. Not a b-o-m-b, bomb."

The nearly 300 students returned to classes after sitting in the bleachers at the football field for about 15 minutes.

Cline said it was an understandable mistake, even for a small Central Texas town.

"When you first look at it, it looks like a pipe bomb," he said, adding it didn't obviously resemble the upright cylindrical water pipes often used for smoking marijuana. "It was kind of ominous looking. When (police) first saw it, they thought it was one, too."

The 6-inch metal pipe had caps on both ends, with clay covering a hole in the middle, officials said.

 

[burnedout]

Man, what are y'all doing down in San Antonio now?

 

[Bitek]

Sounds like a pretty crappy bong tho. What are those boys in TX doing?

 

[Red Dawn]

The sad thing is that in Texas you'd probably get more time in prison for being in possession of a Bong than you would a Bomb!

 

[LordMagnusKain]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
The sad thing is that in Texas you'd probably get more time in prison for being in possession of a Bong than you would a Bomb!

depending on the judge.

and water-pipe, for the smoking of tobacco products only, or use as paper-weight; otherwise you do endup in jail.

 

[Nietzscheusw]

Beavis became custodian?

Butthead: I bet he'll let us smoke out of his big fat bong...

Beavis: Hheh heh no way, I'm not smoking out of his schlong....

Butthead: No dillhole, I said bong

Beavis: Oh...heh heh oh yeah...bong bonghole bunghole BUNG hole. heh heh mm
hehe

 

[feralkid]

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"The 6-inch metal pipe had caps on both ends, with clay covering a hole in the middle, officials said."





Do you have some clay to cover my bong-holio?

 

[conehead433]

If they hadn't put Tommy Chong's shop out of business people would still be able to get quality bongs.