Bon Jovi dead?

[TechBoyJK]

http://dailynewbloginternational.wo...onal-rockstar-legend-jon-bon-jovi-dead-at-49/

Rockstar Jon Bon Jovi (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr) was pronounced dead today after paramedics found him in a coma at his Empress Hotel, city and law enforcement of Asbury Park, NJ sources told The Times after World Christmas Tour concert on
The Bamboozle Festival,North Beach Asbury Park.

New Jersey Fire Department-First Aid Captain Douglas Gray told The Times that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Bon Jovi was not breathing.

The paramedics performed CPR and took Bon Jovi to Jersey Shore Medical Center, Ruda said. Hundreds of reporters gathered at the hospital awaiting word on his condition. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Bon Jovi team rushed to Bon Jovi’s bedside, where he suffered Cardiac arrest.

The detectives plan to interview relatives, friends and Bon Jovis’s doctors to try to figure out what happened. The N.J. County coroner’s office will determine a cause of death. A New Jersey Fire Department source told The Times that Bon Jovi was in full cardiac arrest when rescue units arrived.

 

[Ns1]

no credible leads first google link

Jon Bon Jovi Dead - December 2011 Coma Death Hoax | Gossip Cop
www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jovi-dead-died-december-2011-rip-dea...
22 minutes ago – Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead. He did NOT die in New Jersey on December 19, 2011. It is a death HOAX.

 

[Blueychan]

http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jovi-dead-died-december-2011-rip-death-rumor-hoax/

 

[manimal]

the walrus was paul.

 

[Jeeebus]

Thank goodness it's a hoax.

I mean, he's been down on his luck recently. It's tough seeing him like that. So tough.

Stories like these make you really want to hold on to what we've got.

I guess though, in the grand scheme of things, does it really make a difference if we make it or not?

 

[JulesMaximus]

He has been upgraded to alive.

 

[bolomite]

he probably just took some bad medicine

 

[vi edit]

he probably just took some bad medicine

Must've been something for the pain.

 

[pyonir]

he wouldn't die in a bed (of roses?) anyway, he'd go out in a blaze of glory

 

[DaveSimmons]

Who will lead North Korea now?

 

[0roo0roo]

someone shop an arrow to the knee!

 

[Perknose]

He has been upgraded to alive.

Our first clue that this story might not have been true? The Bamboozle Festival.

If it had been true, it would have been a near mortal blow for fans of fashion-forward media giants everywhere. First, Kim Il Jong, then Bon Jovi. That would have completed a tragic trend begun years and years ago with the death of Tiny Tim.

Bon Jovi fans here will be angry at my including him with the other two, but face facts . . . more people watched Tiny Tim's wedding live (21.4 million!) and Kim had a bigger nuclear arsenal.

I know this thread is about a Jersey BJ, but the recent news of Dear Leader's demise still has me feeling like this guy:

 

[BrokenVisage]

RIP, Jon Bon Il, which I'm sure he does every night knowing at least every MILF in America would screw him.

 

[Ns1]

A false internet report claiming that rock star Jon Bon Jovi died appears to have been copied from a 2009 Los Angeles Times story that announced the death of Michael Jackson.

A website called "dailynewbloginternational" posted the story claiming that Bon Jovi was dead on Monday.

The story had changed some words and details, falsely reporting that Bon Jovi died in New Jersey during a world tour. But some of the sentences appeared to have been copied from the Times story on Jackson's death that ran on L.A. Now after he was stricken at his Holmby Hills mansion.

The Times said it was looking into the issue but emphasized that the newspaper was not involved in the false report.

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[WaTaGuMp]

I wouldn't mind his music being dead.

 

[her209]

Bon Jovi != Jon Bon Jovi

 

[BrokenVisage]

Bon Jovi != Jon Bon Jovi

Also, Jon Bon Jovi = John Bongiovi Jr.

I guess his PR people early on didn't want to go the Jon Bong route.

 

[angminas]

Either way he'll still be wanted.

 

[satyajitmenon]

Thank goodness it's a hoax.

I mean, he's been down on his luck recently. It's tough seeing him like that. So tough.

Stories like these make you really want to hold on to what we've got.

I guess though, in the grand scheme of things, does it really make a difference if we make it or not?

Well played Sir. Well played.

You win a cookie.

 

[dank69]

Thank goodness it's a hoax.

I mean, he's been down on his luck recently. It's tough seeing him like that. So tough.

Stories like these make you really want to hold on to what we've got.

I guess though, in the grand scheme of things, does it really make a difference if we make it or not?

Keep going, I'm halfway there.

 

[guyver01]

 

[sportage]

After his movie flop "News Year Eve", they probably figured he'd take his own life.
After all... most of the movie audience felt like hanging themselves too.
Thank God for movie theater EXIT signs...

 

[Crono]

Confirmed: Bon Jovi is the devil

 

[Tea Bag]

Reports are coming in that he was shot through the heart.

Early responders were told "and you're too late"

 

[0roo0roo]

lol well done...