Bologna is disgusting

Stifko

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Garlic bologna? Never even heard of that! Bologna is okay once in a while.
Liverwurst, now there is some really nasty $hit.
 

Dedpuhl

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Garlic bologna, thinly sliced, fried and covered in tomato sauce.

I think I'm gonna hurl!!
.......Garth, Wayne's World
 

Hamburgerpimp

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Here's something you may or may have not known. Bologna strips paint off cars down to the metal! Try it on your neighbor's car, night time preferably! Brake fluid will do the same as Bologna I've found! :)
 
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Bologna falls into the small category of foods that I literally would be hard-pressed to eat if I was starving to death (cottage cheese is another). I think it is the texture that weirds me out (foods that are so homogeneous in texture scare me), but you will never catch me eating any.
 
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Hamburgerpimp:

Oh, c'mon, that is not a hard one! In this instance, what I mean is that bologna, unlike, say, salami (which I kind of like) is too consistent in texture; it has no variation, unlike most things made by nature and not machines.
 

sandorski

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Bologna fried is real good. It tastes kinda like wieners when you eat it straight though.
 

GoldenBear

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<< WTF is bologna? >>

Perhaps you're familiar with the song..

My bologna (bah-low-nee) has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.

Or, if you're into the Simpsons.

My bologna (bah-low-nee) has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a last name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
 

Mday

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/me pokes Elemental007

I LIKE BOLOGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop making fun of that snout, ear and tongue filled goody....