Bollywood

[KidViciou$]

i was born and raised in the US, but i think i can make it big in india as an actor and bring some good acting to india. how can i go about breaking into the biz?

 

[Sheepathon]

I hear all the good agents are Nigerian.

 

[hypn0tik]

You need hookups man. It's not easy getting in unless you know people. Either that or you win the Mr. India competition.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
I hear all the good agents are Nigerian.

:laugh:

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
You need hookups man. It's not easy getting in unless you know people. Either that or you win the Mr. India competition.

is mr. india a male beauty pageant? hahahaha, or is it like a bodybuilding thing? lucky for me i'm only 21, so i have a few years to break into the business

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
You need hookups man. It's not easy getting in unless you know people. Either that or you win the Mr. India competition.

is mr. india a male beauty pageant? hahahaha, or is it like a bodybuilding thing? lucky for me i'm only 21, so i have a few years to break into the business

I don't know man. I don't watch that sh!t. I watch Miss Universe though. I just said that because there was an old desi movie back in that day with that title and I assumed such a pageant existed. Google it and you may find something.

 

[KidViciou$]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/2/18692-large.jpg

i don't watch bollywood movies, or listen to that music

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

that movie (Mr India) had nothing to do with a beauty pageant. It was about him being a superhero...wasn't the greatest movie actually.

All you gotta do to get into Bollywood is look good.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
i was born and raised in the US, but i think i can make it big in india as an actor and bring some good acting to india. how can i go about breaking into the biz?

you can't make it in bollywood unless you can sing and dance at the drop of a hat.

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
that movie (Mr India) had nothing to do with a beauty pageant. It was about him being a superhero...wasn't the greatest movie actually.

All you gotta do to get into Bollywood is look good.

i pass then, i look a lot better than most indian actors

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
that movie (Mr India) had nothing to do with a beauty pageant. It was about him being a superhero...wasn't the greatest movie actually.

All you gotta do to get into Bollywood is look good.

i pass then, i look a lot better than most indian actors

:heart:

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
that movie (Mr India) had nothing to do with a beauty pageant. It was about him being a superhero...wasn't the greatest movie actually.

All you gotta do to get into Bollywood is look good.

i pass then, i look a lot better than most indian actors

lllloooolll!!!!

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
i was born and raised in the US, but i think i can make it big in india as an actor and bring some good acting to india. how can i go about breaking into the biz?

you can't make it in bollywood unless you can sing and dance at the drop of a hat.

what he said

 

[KidViciou$]

well i can dance well, maybe not indian dancing but that's not that hard to learn, and most indian actors don't sing, but i can lip sing pretty good

my only deficit is that i don't speak any language, but i could pick that up within a few months

oh yea, i can do a really good indian accent too

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

lol learning hindi isn't that easy buddy. its right up there with trying to learn chinese/japanese(though not AS hard...but very close to it)
oh and talking like apu will not help...

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: faboloso112
lol learning hindi isn't that easy buddy. its right up there with trying to learn chinese/japanese(though not AS hard...but very close to it)
oh and talking like apu will not help...

my accent is more authentic than apu, and i only use it to give that same dialiect of english so i seem more authentic, kinda like how collin farrel talks like an american in his movies even though he has an irish accent in real life

 

[MaxDSP]

So lets get this straight...you can't dance, you can't sing, have never acted, can't speak a word of Hindi, don't know anything about the culture/religion (I assume) and the only thing you have going for yourself so far is that "you look a lot better than most Indian actors".

Good luck

 

[zainali]

if ur rich enough, finance your own movie and release it. most of the indian movie starts (new ones) are sons and daughters of the old stars(who have now become directors/producers/etc). its like a family business.

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
So lets get this straight...you can't dance, you can't sing, have never acted, can't speak a word of Hindi, don't know anything about the culture/religion (I assume) and the only thing you have going for yourself so far is that "you look a lot better than most Indian actors".

Good luck

i can dance, i can't sing (like i said, most indian actor's and actresses don't sing anyways), i can't speak hindi except for a few words, but i do know a decent bit about the culture and religion, in addition to my looks

 

[mAdMaLuDaWg]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
So lets get this straight...you can't dance, you can't sing, have never acted, can't speak a word of Hindi, don't know anything about the culture/religion (I assume) and the only thing you have going for yourself so far is that "you look a lot better than most Indian actors".

Good luck

i can dance, i can't sing (like i said, most indian actor's and actresses don't sing anyways), i can't speak hindi except for a few words, but i do know a decent bit about the culture and religion, in addition to my looks

I THINK YOU LEFT OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING AN ACTOR

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
So lets get this straight...you can't dance, you can't sing, have never acted, can't speak a word of Hindi, don't know anything about the culture/religion (I assume) and the only thing you have going for yourself so far is that "you look a lot better than most Indian actors".

Good luck

i can dance, i can't sing (like i said, most indian actor's and actresses don't sing anyways), i can't speak hindi except for a few words, but i do know a decent bit about the culture and religion, in addition to my looks

I THINK YOU LEFT OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING AN ACTOR

i haven't done any theatre per say, but i feel like i could do a decent enough job now without any prior experience

and of course i would take acting lessons to refine any skill if i do have it to begin with

 

[mAdMaLuDaWg]

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: mAdMaLuDaWg

Originally posted by: KidViciou$

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
So lets get this straight...you can't dance, you can't sing, have never acted, can't speak a word of Hindi, don't know anything about the culture/religion (I assume) and the only thing you have going for yourself so far is that "you look a lot better than most Indian actors".

Good luck

i can dance, i can't sing (like i said, most indian actor's and actresses don't sing anyways), i can't speak hindi except for a few words, but i do know a decent bit about the culture and religion, in addition to my looks

I THINK YOU LEFT OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING AN ACTOR

i haven't done any theatre per say, but i feel like i could do a decent enough job now without any prior experience

and of course i would take acting lessons to refine any skill if i do have it to begin with

Dude, for the sake of Darwinism.. I hope you are being freakin sarcastic or u r just 12 years old

 

[KidViciou$]

darwinism??? what does that have to do with me thinking i could do something in bollywood??? i think that's a little drastic, and overly dramatic

 

[MaxDSP]

Are you even Indian?

 

[KidViciou$]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Are you even Indian?

uh, i should hope so, hahahahahaha