Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

[her209]

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

Spoiler

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

[drebo]

:whiste: :biggrin:

 

[Jeff7]

Confused, the wife put on her robe and wizard hat.

 

[KevinCU]

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[BabaBooey]

I lol'ed !

 

[Argo]

Sorry, I don't get it,

 

[soulcougher73]

Sorry, I don't get it,

Seriously?

 

[busydude]

Sorry, I don't get it,

Neckbeard, is that you?

 

[OverVolt]

That kind of stuff makes girls angry?

 

[FoBoT]

That kind of stuff makes girls angry?

saying their butt looks like a couple of Thanksgiving hams :whiste:

 

[BoomerD]

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

Spoiler

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob is expected to be released from the hospital next week.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

That kind of stuff makes girls angry?

Everything makes women angry.

 

[tmc]

Bob's funeral is next week.

*fixed*

 

[BabaBooey]

Sorry, I don't get it,

You do know you have to roll your mouse over the black strip to reveal the punchline...

 

[Argo]

You do know you have to roll your mouse over the black strip to reveal the punchline...

Aaah. It doesn't work in tapatalk. Opened the post in safari and I get it now .

 

[Fenixgoon]

saw that coming a mile away

 

[dawp]

is this the same bob from the enzyte ads?

 

[BrokenVisage]

weight a minute....

 

[Kantastic]

*Yawn* I've heard this so many times... I swear the creativity in fat jokes has been saturated for years.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Aaah. It doesn't work in tapatalk. Opened the post in safari and I get it now .

Fing serious?

hahahahahahaha

I swear the creativity in fat jokes has been saturated for years.

200lbs is hot.

 

[crownjules]

saw that coming a mile away

Just like Bob sees his wife a mile away?

 

[her209]

Just like Bob sees his wife a mile away?

:biggrin:

 

[foghorn67]

This joke is GROSSly overrated.

I'll go find another fat joke on the NET.

 

[SZLiao214]

That is a good one

 

[Red Squirrel]

Old one, but funny.