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BMW owners are materialistic capitalist pigs

DivideBYZero

DivideBYZero

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A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a stolen car speeds past hitting the door and ripping it off completely.

A policeman arrive at the scene, and the lawyer complains, "Officer, have you seen what he did to my BMW!?"

The policeman says, "You lawyers are so materialistic. There you are complaining about your car, but you haven't even noticed that your whole left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my gaad...", says the lawyer looking at the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "Ive lost my Rolex!"
 
Originally posted by: Arkaign
Stereotypical joke FTW
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hehe

But you know what? I would accept being labeled materialistic pig for life just to be the first to own a BMW M8 whenever that pipe dream translates into reality 🙂
 
Originally posted by: DarkThinker
Originally posted by: Arkaign
Stereotypical joke FTW
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hehe

But you know what? I would accept being labeled materialistic pig for life just to be the first to own a BMW M8 whenever that pipe dream translates into reality 🙂
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Lol I can be 2nd then 😉
 
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