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Platypus

Platypus

Lifer
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I wish you would go away

Oh and that pain.. that's not blueballs, it's cancer; happy new year.
 
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Siva

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What are you waiting for? You're online already, look at some porn and get the job done.
 
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aidanjm

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Originally posted by: Siva
What are you waiting for? You're online already, look at some porn and get the job done.
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Maybe he's Catholic. According to the Vatican masutrbation is a grave sin:

http://www.usccb.org/catechism.../pt3sect2chpt2art6.htm

"...masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action."138 "The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of "the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved."139

To form an equitable judgment about the subjects' moral responsibility and to guide pastoral action, one must take into account the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety, or other psychological or social factors that can lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability."
 
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Meractik

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what exactly is blue balls, depression of your balls b/c you haven't been able to release?
 
ViRGE

ViRGE

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I call shens. ATOT members are entirely too pathetic to even end up in situations where they can have blue balls.:p :beer:
 
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BannedTroll

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When I was in school the "sex ed" teacher said blue balls was a myth. I wish I could smack that dumb b!tch.

Worst case I ever had was from a girl who wanted to "take it slow". That was fine but I was seriously in pain. My whole abdomen hurt. Similar to getting a light kick in the nuts. Finally got a chance to sneak away and it was like "There is Something About Mary" except for the life of me I couldn't find the load to wipe it up.
 
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cyberfuzz

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: ViRGE
I call shens. ATOT members are entirely too pathetic to even end up in situations where they can have blue balls.:p :beer:
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lol well it wasnt ideal situation for a full release :X.
 
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cyberfuzz

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lol i see what you mean, saturday night, and in like 5 minutes thread already has over 130 views.
 

i believe you broke COPPA regulations by registering and posting

as for the blue balls, wait till you're in jr high before dry humping at the dance
 
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