Blood Lamp WTF?!?!

[Quiksilver]

WTF?

 

[keird]

It needs to be marketed at blood drives, biker bars, MMA matches or wherever emo kids go.

 

[venkman]

it runs on herpes

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

He should name it The Hemoglobe.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
He should name it The Hemoglobe.

Very good, you should've patented that before you posted it.

 

[mb]

Meh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminol

 

[Jeff7]

Looking like an electricity bulb, users are required to break the top of the lamp, dissolve a tablet in the solution within and use their blood to power the light.

The logical solution is to use someone else's blood.

Originally posted by: mb
Meh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminol

Luminol reacts with fecal matter, causing the same glow as if it were blood.

:laugh:


Sadly, my mind did some of its typical cross-referencing, and I came up with this disturbingly hilarious combination:

A certain individual on the Internet, who sustained severe rectal injury from attempting to "sit" on a glass jar.
+
The "blood" lamp.
=

"Look at me! I'm a firefly!"

 

[WA261]

Actually kinda neat

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
He should name it The Hemoglobe.

Very good, you should've patented that before you posted it.

Nah. I'm pretty sure this "invention" is a joke; a bit of biting commentary on environmentalism.

Besides, can you imagine the exchange?

"Honey, the light's out in the bathroom."

"OK, I'll get the razor blade. btw, how are your wrists?"

 

[IronWing]

It's a period piece.

 

[RoloMather]

The links to the right of that are more interesting.

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/h...9-bikini-calendar.html

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: RoloMather
The links to the right of that are more interesting.

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/h...9-bikini-calendar.html

I would totally boink Crystal Renn.
But I'd have to kick her out before she got to my kitchen.

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: ironwing
It's a period piece.

Nice. Very nice.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: MedicBob

Originally posted by: ironwing
It's a period piece.

Nice. Very nice.

Wow, that went right over my head the first time.