Blonde's doctor visit (a stolen cr4zymofo joke)

[sillymofo]

A Blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she has broken every single bone in her body.

"That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true, look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yell "EEEEooooooooowwww!". Finally, she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body." The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

"Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news are, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad new is, you've broken your index finger."

 

[ghostman]

obvious. saw it a mile away...

 

[DannyBoy]

Im going to hunt you down and you're going to suffer a slow, painful.. :disgust:

 

[Kalvin00]

5/10

 

[Dufman]

old....

 

[parsley007]

heard it before :/

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: ghostman
obvious. saw it a mile away...

 

[arcenite]

omghi2u

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
omghi2u

OMG STFU!!!

 

[Howard]

<--- You make baby Jesus cry.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

OMG STFU!!!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Howard
<--- You make baby Jesus cry.

Sadly, I find this comment more amusing than the joke...

 

[HonkeyDonk]

cr4zymofo walks into a computer lab and tells the proctor he has posted a very old joke that everyone and their great grandmother's have heard.

"That's impossible!" says the proctor.

cr4zymofo says, "No, it's really true, look!" He then touches himself with his index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then he touches himself again and yells "EEEEooooooooowwww!". Finally, he touches himself one last time and can barely maintain his composure as tears start to roll down his face. He says, "See, I told you I posted a very old joke." The proctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

"Well, sir," he tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. "The good news is that I've just saved a bunch of money switching to Geico. The bad new is, you've posted a very old joke and touched yourself 3 times."

 

[So]

Oldie, but a goodie.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Am I the only person that thought this joke was about the blonde breaking every "bone" in her body... bone being not of the skeletal structure kind?

 

[dpm]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Am I the only person that thought this joke was about the blonde breaking every "bone" in her body... bone being not of the skeletal structure kind?

Yes.

 

[xSauronx]

this one is older than my grandmother, move along

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hehe i've never heard of this! hehehe i liked it hehe

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
cr4zymofo walks into a computer lab and tells the proctor he has posted a very old joke that everyone and their great grandmother's have heard.

"That's impossible!" says the proctor.

cr4zymofo says, "No, it's really true, look!" He then touches himself with his index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then he touches himself again and yells "EEEEooooooooowwww!". Finally, he touches himself one last time and can barely maintain his composure as tears start to roll down his face. He says, "See, I told you I posted a very old joke." The proctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

"Well, sir," he tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. "The good news is that I've just saved a bunch of money switching to Geico. The bad new is, you've posted a very old joke and touched yourself 3 times."

8\10

 

[VTBigBear]

old old old.... was good the first time i heard it though

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
cr4zymofo walks into a computer lab and tells the proctor he has posted a very old joke that everyone and their great grandmother's have heard.

"That's impossible!" says the proctor.

cr4zymofo says, "No, it's really true, look!" He then touches himself with his index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then he touches himself again and yells "EEEEooooooooowwww!". Finally, he touches himself one last time and can barely maintain his composure as tears start to roll down his face. He says, "See, I told you I posted a very old joke." The proctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

"Well, sir," he tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. "The good news is that I've just saved a bunch of money switching to Geico. The bad new is, you've posted a very old joke and touched yourself 3 times."

8\10

 

[Ogg]

A Morning Lock it up please..............and Mods just go ahead and ban cr4zymofo too while youre at it..

 

[damiano]

404

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
cr4zymofo walks into a computer lab and tells the proctor he has posted a very old joke that everyone and their great grandmother's have heard.

"That's impossible!" says the proctor.

cr4zymofo says, "No, it's really true, look!" He then touches himself with his index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then he touches himself again and yells "EEEEooooooooowwww!". Finally, he touches himself one last time and can barely maintain his composure as tears start to roll down his face. He says, "See, I told you I posted a very old joke." The proctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

"Well, sir," he tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. "The good news is that I've just saved a bunch of money switching to Geico. The bad new is, you've posted a very old joke and touched yourself 3 times."

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