BLONDE PASSENGER

Grasshopper27

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A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and
that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde , I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and
return to her Economy seat.

The blond replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting when they land, to arrest this blonde woman that
won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blond and have learned to speak 'blonde!'"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and with out a question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the
Economy section.

The flightattendant and the co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class wasn't going to London!"
 

CraigRT

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and
that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde , I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and
return to her Economy seat.

The blond replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting when they land, to arrest this blonde woman that
won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blond and have learned to speak 'blonde!'"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and with out a question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the
Economy section.

The flightattendant and the co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class wasn't going to London!"

lmfao.. the sad part is.. blondes really are like this more so than any others.. it's funny. :D
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Just tell me a blonde joke I've never heard.

There was a fire at the blond's house and she decided to call 911. So she
call's 911 all upset and crying "You have to come over and help me my
house is on fire." The fireman says "Ok, lady calm down, How do we
get there?" The blond states " DUH?? The BIG RED TRUCK."
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Just tell me a blonde joke I've never heard.

A Blond goes to a company party and wins a thermos for the doorprize.
she asks her co-worker, "What's a thermos?"

He says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Oh!" The next day at work, she brings it with her. Her boss, who is
also a blond, says "What's that?"

The Blond says "It's a thermos." Her boss asks her, "What's that?"

She says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss asks
her, "What do you have in it?"

The blond says, "Two cups of coffee and a pop-sickle."
 

zzzz

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Just tell me a blonde joke I've never heard.
A Blonde decides to join an internet forum and picks up the name HotChic.








































Oh Crap. forgot the punchline.

 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
grasshopper is turning into Brutuskend

Brutuskend doesn't repeat 1000 year old blonce jokes though... A lot of the jokes he tells I've never heard before, but all of these are ancient, and those 'Flight Attendant' jokes were just old blonde jokes where blonde was replaced with F/A. There are better blonde jokes out there, just look for the Complete List of Blonde Jokes.
 

brxndxn

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lmfao.. the sad part is.. blondes really are like this more so than any others.. it's funny.

yea.. and black people generally contribute more to rap?

and japanese people solder better because they are short? (don't blame me; blame sony)
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: zzzz
Originally posted by: HotChic
Just tell me a blonde joke I've never heard.
A Blonde decides to join an internet forum and picks up the name HotChic.








































Oh Crap. forgot the punchline.

<-- Ducks for cover ;) :)