- Jan 6, 2001
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First of all, I don't mean to offend any blondes.
1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
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2. Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM Radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training.
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5. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.
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6. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries.
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7. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to amuse.
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8. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
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9. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammer.
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10. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air? She missed.
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11. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer.
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12. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
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13. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
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14. Why are Orientals so smart? No blondes.
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15. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.
1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
============================================
2. Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
============================================
3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM Radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training.
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5. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.
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6. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries.
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7. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to amuse.
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8. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
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9. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammer.
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10. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air? She missed.
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11. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer.
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12. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
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13. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
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14. Why are Orientals so smart? No blondes.
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15. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.
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