JEDIYoda
Lifer
There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead who were all news reporters going to iraq.
One day the 3 of them got captured by a group of terrorists and were going to be executed the next day.
(next day)
The terrorists put the redhead first in the middle of a circle of men with lots of guns. Scared as hell she thought I have a perfect idea. The commander said "ready...aim..." then the redhead blurts out "tornado tornado tornado!" They all scattered out and she ran away.
They come back aput put the brunette in the circle. "Ready...aim..." With quick thinking she blurts out "earthquake earthquake earthquake!" They all scattered and she got away.
The terrorists return once more and put the blonde in the circle. "Ready... aim..." The blonde, seeing the other reporters schemes, says, "fire fire fire."
One day the 3 of them got captured by a group of terrorists and were going to be executed the next day.
(next day)
The terrorists put the redhead first in the middle of a circle of men with lots of guns. Scared as hell she thought I have a perfect idea. The commander said "ready...aim..." then the redhead blurts out "tornado tornado tornado!" They all scattered out and she ran away.
They come back aput put the brunette in the circle. "Ready...aim..." With quick thinking she blurts out "earthquake earthquake earthquake!" They all scattered and she got away.
The terrorists return once more and put the blonde in the circle. "Ready... aim..." The blonde, seeing the other reporters schemes, says, "fire fire fire."
