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Perknose

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For my one fan on these forums (you know who you are,) here's the latest in a series I entitle, Perknose's Progress.

Yesterday, I was hanging at my buddy Durwood's celebrating our mutual friend Moose's birthday. She's 79. And, a woman. :eek:

She used to ride a motorcycle. She still goes to the Rainbow gathering almost every year. Almost three years ago now, she got it in her head to defy the oncoming Winter by seeing how long she could stand going swimming in a deep stream just north of me.

She convinced me to join her. The very worst day, it was mid 40 degree weather, overcast and windy, and the water temp was 48 degrees. On all of these days, it's likely neither one of us would have gone in alone. But together, we made one willing idiot!

Thursday, Oct. 29th, 2015. Wednesday, Nov.11th.

Anyway, we were sitting out on Durwood's side porch, when a faint but auspicious sign appeared in the sky.

It was a happy day!
 

Perknose

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Fun fact: We went swimming on Christmas that year. It was one of the warmer days!
 

Mayne

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I don't want to sound rude or anything..but did you get laid?
 

Perknose

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I don't want to sound rude or anything..but did you get laid?
First of all, lol at you trying not to sound rude! :D

Moose is a good friend, that's it. I'm not attracted to her "in that way" at all. But . . . thanks for asking! :cool:
 

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i only want to hear stories about sex.
What time is it? I'm guessing it's half past your fourth f*cking beer and TIME TO STOP POSTING.

I'm dead f*cking serious. Log off now. 54 f*cking warnings later and you still haven't learned. C'mon, man, I want you to remain here but YOUR FATE ON THAT MATTER IS IN YOUR HANDS.

Just stop posting for today, k? Log off and survive to post here another day.
 
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Mayne

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*mental note to self* don't try to joke around with perknose. He may snap at any moment.
 

Perknose

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I thought it was funny.
Yeah, but you can see the arc of my online buddy Mayne's posts as they begin to cross the Rubicon into infractionable territory, and I truly want him to stay around.
 

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I ask you sometimes perknose to ban me for months at a time, and you always fullfil my wish. I'm asking for a January 1st unbanning. Please ban me for this time. Thanks bro.
 

Perknose

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I ask you sometimes perknose to ban me for months at a time, and you always fullfil my wish. I'm asking for a January 1st unbanning. Please ban me for this time. Thanks bro.
Think it over, man. Pm me tomorrow if that's still exactly what you want. I like you, and so do a bunch of folks here, genuinely so, I think. But my fellow mods have a job to do, and for them, the forums come first. So, there's only so much interference I can run for you . . . and only so much I'm willing to run, too.
 

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I'm not sure conjugal visits to old's basement counts as standards
Well, I'm very picky about the brand of lube used. I accept no substitutes. No punching open a can of super duty transmission oil for me! That just screams, "I won't respect you in the morning."