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Blind Pilots (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them that the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off. The entrance opens, and two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk
up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all
gonna die

 
Originally posted by: Crazymofo
LMAO!! That was a good one for a change. 😀😀😀

you know, ever since that incident about child porn, a minor, and the national media, I have to do a double-take whenever I see cr4zymofo, or you.
 
Good one. Made me laugh. I do wonder how those pilots will guide the plane down. Maybe just like the take off? Dive all the way until they hear the scream and then ease off.
 
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Brutus... I could be wrong, but I think it is a repost. And I think you posted it originally...

R

We do have full text searching now.... so prove it 😉

I tried, and I didn't come up with anything. I know I've read that joke somewhere though.

Ryan

 
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Brutus... I could be wrong, but I think it is a repost. And I think you posted it originally...

R

We do have full text searching now.... so prove it 😉

I tried, and I didn't come up with anything. I know I've read that joke somewhere though.

Ryan

HA 😛
 
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