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Blind man joke...

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maximus maximus

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A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

The blind man replies, "Ohh....just looking around."
 
Heh, I've got one too (7/10, BTW):

A blind man is walking to the library, with his dog.
The dog sees a female, and pulls out of the way a bit, causing the man to bump his head against a lantern post.
Angrily, the man searches for some dog treats in his pocket.
When he's found the treats, he feeds it to the dog.
A passerby asks the man why he's giving his dog treats, seeing how the critter just caused his master a whole lot of pain.
The blind man replies:
"If I know where his head is, I can kick his ass."

 
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