Stolen from the Lady In Red on TTZ
<<Blind Date Guide
She's a dandy little house keeper ~means~ she has been married three times and kept all the houses.
She has a wonderful disposition, a fine character and a spotless reputation ~means~ she's ugly.
She loves children ~means~ she's pregnant and needs a husband.
She has a great sense of humor ~means~ she's fat.
She is the outdoor type ~means~ she hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, and shaves just like the fellows.
She's ready to settle down ~means~ she is over thirty, in panic and dying to marry.
She likes to have a good time and is lots of fun at parties ~means~ she gets drunk and makes an ass of herself.
She is a mature woman yet has the appearance of a young school girl ~means~ she is twenty eight, looks thirty eight, but dresses like she were eighteen.
She is casual ~means~ she dresses like a slob and her apartment looks like a pig pen.
She understands men ~means~ she has been married and divorced four times.
She's a good sport ~means~ she knows two hundred jokes and can drink you under the table.
She looks and dresses like a model ~means~ she is five eleven, weighs seventy-three pounds and wears her hair like Joe Cocker.
She is a well known show business personality who has appeared before thousands ~means~ she is the bearded lady in the traveling side show.
She has traveled a lot and met many interesting people ~means~ she has looked everywhere for a husband and hasn't found one yet.>>
<<Blind Date Guide
She's a dandy little house keeper ~means~ she has been married three times and kept all the houses.
She has a wonderful disposition, a fine character and a spotless reputation ~means~ she's ugly.
She loves children ~means~ she's pregnant and needs a husband.
She has a great sense of humor ~means~ she's fat.
She is the outdoor type ~means~ she hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, and shaves just like the fellows.
She's ready to settle down ~means~ she is over thirty, in panic and dying to marry.
She likes to have a good time and is lots of fun at parties ~means~ she gets drunk and makes an ass of herself.
She is a mature woman yet has the appearance of a young school girl ~means~ she is twenty eight, looks thirty eight, but dresses like she were eighteen.
She is casual ~means~ she dresses like a slob and her apartment looks like a pig pen.
She understands men ~means~ she has been married and divorced four times.
She's a good sport ~means~ she knows two hundred jokes and can drink you under the table.
She looks and dresses like a model ~means~ she is five eleven, weighs seventy-three pounds and wears her hair like Joe Cocker.
She is a well known show business personality who has appeared before thousands ~means~ she is the bearded lady in the traveling side show.
She has traveled a lot and met many interesting people ~means~ she has looked everywhere for a husband and hasn't found one yet.>>
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