Damn, WTH is a flat? Haven't been afflicted by one in... decades! Remember the "changing the flat scene" in "A Christmas Story"? That's how it used to be. We had to learn how to change a flat in driver's education class, because they were still prevalent at that time. But today, hell I can't remember the last time I heard of somebody having a flat!
"was it a VW?"
"At least you'd have a full size spare..."
Pffft, that's because they already use "space saver" sized tires on all four corners!