*BLEEP*, my girlfriend cut off my penis, HELP.

[LotusMan101]

We were doin it, and I told her to suck my pubes, and she got pissed.
She reached into the side drawer next to the bed, pulled out a long ass knife, and just cut my cawk off.

What do I do ?

Thanks.

Take a day to go to the hospital and have them examine you. No swearing in thread titles either.

ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[SirStev0]

ban

 

[Rubycon]

With posts like this I'm sure you're going to be finding something else being cut off real soon.

 

[alfa147x]

wow only got to 78 ...

 

[OdiN]

Ask her why she stopped?

 

[Oil]

Use a stapler to put it back on

 

[umbrella39]

I have a feeling you have been sans penis long before your "girlfriend" ever showed up.

 

[UberNeuman]

ah, the penis fixation again....

 

[manowar821]

I can see why she would become annoyed with your presence. I kind of want to cut you, myself.

 

[LotusMan101]

Originally posted by: alfa147x
wow only got to 78 ...

i love alfa 147's btw.

 

[SirStev0]

Is the penis still partially attached or is it withering on the floor?

If not completely removed, finish removing it. If on the floor, pick it up.
Calmly walk over to the dresser. Find a jewelery box. Place penis in jewelery box. Lock box. Say good bye to your penis.

Give the box to your girlfriend. She will then place your penis in her purse, next to your testicles. You are now married. Congratulations. You may now kiss the bride (if that is okay with her).