Blasphemous to some, comedy to me!

[Patt]

Granted, "Friend's wife doesn't want to see Star Wars" isn't exactly the best tag-line ever, but whatever.

A good buddy of mine is coming to town this long weekend to visit me, and we're scheming to get out to Star Wars. She was mortified to hear this, and I quote "I would rather have a pap-smear ...".

Tears are still rolling down my cheeks.

 

/me gets out the long q-tips.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Patt
Granted, "Friend's wife doesn't want to see Star Wars" isn't exactly the best tag-line ever, but whatever.

A good buddy of mine is coming to town this long weekend to visit me, and we're scheming to get out to Star Wars. She was mortified to hear this, and I quote "I would rather have a pap-smear ...".

Tears are still rolling down my cheeks.

um.... get her drunk and hogtie her?

 

[Czar]

whats a pap-smear?

 

[Kelemvor]

So send her to the doctor and you can take in SW and meet up later... What's the big deal? Can she not find something else to do if you guys go to a movie?

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

You're kidding, right? Or are you still in 3rd grade?

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

I'll let someone of the female persuasion answer ....

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

it's when a gynocologist gets to play around inside a woman when she's in stirrups.

*half of the ATOT population googles careers in gynocology...*

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
So send her to the doctor and you can take in SW and meet up later... What's the big deal? Can she not find something else to do if you guys go to a movie?

Oh we'll ditch her, no worries, just thought her reaction was priceless. She also hated the Matrix, but personally, I just don't think she could keep up with what was going on

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

you get to feel her up and get paid for doing it

 

[Gravity]

Funny.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Patt
Granted, "Friend's wife doesn't want to see Star Wars" isn't exactly the best tag-line ever, but whatever.

A good buddy of mine is coming to town this long weekend to visit me, and we're scheming to get out to Star Wars. She was mortified to hear this, and I quote "I would rather have a pap-smear ...".

Tears are still rolling down my cheeks.

Well, what are you waiting for! Make the appt for her!

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

it's when a gynocologist gets to play around inside a woman when she's in stirrups.

*half of the ATOT population googles careers in gynocology...*

ahhhhhhhh

and btw, english inst my native language so I missed that exciting part in 3rd grade, learning about womens gyno's

 

[Toasthead]

my wife also has no desire to see star wars....

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

it's when a gynocologist gets to play around inside a woman when she's in stirrups.

*half of the ATOT population googles careers in gynocology...*

ahhhhhhhh

and btw, english inst my native language so I missed that exciting part in 3rd grade, learning about womens gyno's

It actually involves a device that looks like a little melon baller taking a scoop of tissue from the ol' tunnel o' love :shocked:

 

[Adica]

I have absolutely no desire what so ever to see Star Wars.:wine:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

it's when a gynocologist gets to play around inside a woman when she's in stirrups.

*half of the ATOT population googles careers in gynocology...*

ahhhhhhhh

and btw, english inst my native language so I missed that exciting part in 3rd grade, learning about womens gyno's

It actually involves a device that looks like a little melon baller taking a scoop of tissue from the ol' tunnel o' love :shocked:

That's certainly what it feels like. They actually use swabs, tho.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Czar
whats a pap-smear?

it's when a gynocologist gets to play around inside a woman when she's in stirrups.

*half of the ATOT population googles careers in gynocology...*

ahhhhhhhh

and btw, english inst my native language so I missed that exciting part in 3rd grade, learning about womens gyno's

It actually involves a device that looks like a little melon baller taking a scoop of tissue from the ol' tunnel o' love :shocked:

That's certainly what it feels like. They actually use swabs, tho.

Depends if they need a biopsy or not.

 

[Patt]

HAHAHA ... didn't think there would be such a response/lack of knowledge of pap-smearing. But then again, we're on ATOT. Imagine the horrified looks on some of the googler's faces after they checked it out . Pays to have a wife in this situation, I've heard all about it.

 

[marvdmartian]

That's when I would simply be forced to look her straight in the eye, and state,

"Good! We didn't want you there anyways!!" :shocked::laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Patt
HAHAHA ... didn't think there would be such a response/lack of knowledge of pap-smearing. But then again, we're on ATOT. Imagine the horrified looks on some of the googler's faces after they checked it out . Pays to have a wife in this situation, I've heard all about it.

I did radiography in a hospital for a while, so I was there during a lot of those kinds of things