Blair Witch Project

[Markbnj]

I never watched this back when it was the must-see film, so when it popped up in Netflix this afternoon I decided to give it a try.

The first hour or so should be renamed the Annoying Bitch Project. Beyond that... what the hell was supposed to be frightening or even remotely eerie about this movie? Three twenty-somethings go to the woods where they whine, argue, cry, and generally act like idiots for 90 minutes. Awesome.

Oh, and please, another close-up of the sniveling twit with the snot hanging from her nose. Oscar-worthy.

 

[Printer Bandit]

When it came out, people said it was based a true story. I believed them.

 

[Markbnj]

When it came out, people said it was based a true story. I believed them.

If it was a true story then I know what happened. Some guys were out there hunting and killed them for being annoying idiots.

 

[eldorado99]

more liek blair BITCH project amirite?

 

[Printer Bandit]

True story meaning the witch or paranormal activity was real .
Of course not the video footage in the movie.

 

[brianmanahan]

i only watched the blair thumb project, LOL

man i loved the early 2000s

i really dont know why though, because with 9/11 and the economy crash they kinda sucked. i didnt realize it at the time, i guess. maybe i was just happier then.

 

[Markbnj]

i only watched the blair thumb project, LOL

man i loved the early 2000s

i really dont know why though, because with 9/11 and the economy crash they kinda sucked

Hahaha, much better movie in all respects.

 

[disappoint]

When it came out, people said it was based a true story. I believed them.

Did you hear the one about the guy who walked on water? Turned water into wine? How about the guy who made a boat and stuffed 2 of every animal on it?

Those guys were pretty cool for their time I bet but their followers today? Making nonsensical claims about them in this day and age? Those people are fubar'd. They'll believe anything.

 

[Markbnj]

Did you hear the one about the guy who walked on water? Turned water into wine? How about the guy who made a boat and stuffed 2 of every animal on it?

Those guys were pretty cool for their time I bet but their followers today? Making nonsensical claims about them in this day and age? Those people are fubar'd. They'll believe anything.

I don't see a religion thread around here, do you? This is the thread where I make fun of a stupid movie. Making fun of religions is two floors down, in the corner.

 

[brianmanahan]

Making fun of religions is two floors down, in the corner.

not counting the mezzanine

 

[Jodell88]

The Bare Wench Project was good.

 

[disappoint]

I don't see a religion thread around here, do you? This is the thread where I make fun of a stupid movie. Making fun of religions is two floors down, in the corner.

They said it was based on a cool story bro. People believed them.
They said it was based on a true story bro. People believed them.
I see a common theme.