Black Snake Moan

[FP]

Anyone seen the trailer to this? Can't find it online but I saw it in the theaters. I couldn't believe it when I found out the girl in the movie was Christina Ricci.

Not much is online right now but here are some some screenshots

 

[NFS4]

I've never heard my wang moan before

 

[isekii]

Nothing hot about an anorexic white trailer trash look alike.

although the last picture does tickle my pickle

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

is that what your girlfriend calls, it, black snake?

Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

:roll:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

is that what your girlfriend calls, it, black snake?

Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.

Private Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

Mine has, and I'm not even black! It's the damndest thing!

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

thats cuz its typically up another guys ass.



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[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

thats cuz its typically up another guys ass.

Hot damn boy. I gotta give you props for that one But I digress...

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

is that what your girlfriend calls, it, black snake?

Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.

I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

god, that was a great movie.

 

[FP]

Looks like she lost some weight for the role. The preview makes it look like she isn't wearing much more than a short t-shirt and some panties the entire movie.

The plot doesn't look bad either

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: binister
Looks like she lost some weight for the role. The preview makes it look like she isn't wearing much more than a short t-shirt and some panties the entire movie.

The plot doesn't look bad either

For the movie? She's been anorexic for a few years now. I think that she lost her luscious boobies too, although her forehead is still beaming.

 

[UNCjigga]

So when the porn studios parody the movie title, will they even bother to change it?

 

[ViviTheMage]

I saw the preview for this a long time ago!

I think she is a slut and sammy is trying to save her, stop her from being a slut anymore.

so he CHAINS her up and ******, SOO funny! I dont know if ill see it right away though.

 

[Quasmo]

I thought the name of this movie was "Snakes on a Chain"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

is that what your girlfriend calls, it, black snake?

Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.

Private Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

Private Cowboy: What do you got?



- M4H

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Originally posted by: NFS4
I've never heard my wang moan before

thats cuz its typically up another guys ass.

be careful... mods might be watching... remember duggy

 

[ballmode]

She got a breast reduction I believe in her early teens

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: isekii
Nothing hot about an anorexic white trailer trash look alike.

With good teeth and her "fvck me, sailor" eyes and mouth? Ohhhhhh, yes there is!

 

[Sqube]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
So when the porn studios parody the movie title, will they even bother to change it?

They shouldn't. This is actually better than any likely change would be.

 

[Baked]

- Black man
- White woman
- Black Snake
- Moan

*HEAD EXPLODES*

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: isekii
Nothing hot about an anorexic white trailer trash look alike.

although the last picture does tickle my pickle

Better than what you can get. 11/10

 

[Lithium381]

wow she is very attractive

 

[fustercluck]

Not too shab. She still has a giant forehead, but they covered it up

 

[UncleWai]

She has a really good body, but that fivehead has to tone down a bit.