Black computers are faster than other coloured ones?

[otispunkmeyer]

http://www.dansdata.com/black.htm

seriously.....this has to be a joke right?

 

[mdchesne]

everyone knows white computers can't jump

 

[DaWhim]

shouldn't it be RED?

well, my ibm laptop is black

 

[GagHalfrunt]

They're fastest if you use a "Type R" sticker on the front.

 

[quakefiend420]

why would you actually take the time to write that?

it's not even funny

 

[necine]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
why would you actually take the time to write that?

it's not even funny

 

[Sqube]

"But these days hard drives run to hundreds of megabytes, procesors do scores of millions of instructions per second and eight or more megabytes of RAM is common."

That link is eleventy bajillion years old. And not funny to boot.

Where the hell did you dig that thing up?

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Originally posted by: necine

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
why would you actually take the time to write that?

it's not even funny

 

[desteffy]

Originally posted by: necine

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
why would you actually take the time to write that?

it's not even funny

 

[Shawn]

My LCD is black. It must be teh fastAR!

 

[MX2]

Chrome valve covers make you car go faster too!

 

[shortspanishguy]

Black computers are faster cuz of the extra tendon that they have.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

I have a friend that swears its true

 

[Baked]

If you pour some gatorade on that black computer of yours, it'll go even faster.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Baked
If you pour some gatorade on that black computer of yours, it'll go even faster.

agreed. the electrolytes are good for the circuitry.

 

[Sqube]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
I have a friend that eats soap and hallucinates.

Fixitated.

 

[JLGatsby]

I contend that a combination of pearl white and stainless steel computers are the fastest.

Gatsby's old computer, which was the typical beige color, is way slower than the new Dell he purchased.

What more proof do you need?

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
http://www.dansdata.com/black.htm

seriously.....this has to be a joke right?

Come on, it's a well known fact that anyone who spells "color" with a U generally has no idea what they're talking about.

 

[Lyfer]

I remember a few summer's ago working at my school's warehouse and one of our coworker (whos african american) said out loud to everyone, "black computers have bigger hard drives". This was when we were replacing some old Dell towers (which were beige).

 

[uhohs]

i just moved my system into a new black case a few days ago. i still can't play hdtv files well, what's wrong? someone help me.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
http://www.dansdata.com/black.htm

seriously.....this has to be a joke right?

Come on, it's a well known fact that anyone who spells "color" with a U generally has no idea what they're talking about.

Filthy socialists spell it like that.

Off with their motherboards!!

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010

Originally posted by: necine

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
why would you actually take the time to write that?

it's not even funny

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: uhohs
i just moved my system into a new black case a few days ago. i still can't play hdtv files well, what's wrong? someone help me.

your doofanator valve is faulty

sama flange may be on it's way out as well

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
why would you actually take the time to write that?

it's not even funny

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
http://www.dansdata.com/black.htm

seriously.....this has to be a joke right?

Come on, it's a well known fact that anyone who spells "color" with a U generally has no idea what they're talking about.

its well known that the ENGLISH spell it that way...and whoa im english. sorry i dont do american for ya. check where i live before you tell me how to spell