Bizarre Fetishes

LeiZaK

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SCOTTISH courts are dealing with an ever growing collection of fetishists.

In September 2003, pervert Ian Curtis was caught having sex with a frozen chicken.

When he was discovered by his wife Jean, the former military policeman, 42, of Glasgow, was dressed in a skirt, silk blouse and rubber stockings.

Jean, who later divorced him, shouted at her hubby: 'You dirty b ****** , that's my Sunday lunch.'

In the same year, farmer Darran Emms, 35, was caught having sex with the family's Rhodesian Ridgeback dog by his pregnant wife Suzanne.

In 1999, a pervert nicknamed Dr Strangeglove was jailed for a year.

David Clark, 23, of Hurlford, Ayrshire, tried to force women to wear leather and rubber gloves. In 2002, Ross Watt appeared in court charged with having sex with a traffic cone and a shoe.

The 33-year-old, of Edinburgh, who was being watched by a crowd, was remanded in custody pending a psychiatric report.

The 25-year-old conman claimed he was trying to raise cash for Comic Relief.

In 1997, David Blackwood, of Ayrshire, was arrested for his hairdresser fetish.

The 33-year-old admitted flashing at stylists and then doing a runner from their shops.

In 1993, Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for trying to have sex with pavements.

The electrician was just 21 when he indulged in his bizarre sexual fantasy
 

DurocShark

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Why are these things illegal? Well, the animal stuff yeah. But pavements? Who gives a sh!t?
 

scorpmatt

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wow, and I thought the japanese guys were bad with their, 'kick me in the groin with heels' fetish
 

rh71

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Scotland huh ? I've always thought it was UK and Japan with the "creative" stuff...
 

Demon-Xanth

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I think most of them fall under indecent exposure. I'm sure if you paved your bedroom floor, you could screw it until your dick fell off.