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Birds and the Bees

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anonymouschris

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So I never understood why it was called Bird and the Bees? Does anybody know? Who is the bird and who is the bee?

After eight years of childless marriage, the 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband decided it was time to find out why they couldn't get pregnant.

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They visited a fertility clinic and the doctors ran some tests which indicated they shouldn't have any trouble conceiving a child.

A spokesman for the clinic said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?"

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The couple now knows about the birds and the bees, and with some luck they will have a child in about 9 months.
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: spidey07
I thought the bee stung the bird with his "stinger"

so the bee is male of course
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Birds don't get pregnant when bees sting them. Most bees are female anyway.
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you're folks never explained the birds and the bees did they?

why do you think the stork delivers the baby? Cause he got stung by a bee silly.
 
Easy.

Guys are the birds. You know, when you're young and you look down, looks like a baby bird poking its head out of its nest.

Girls are the bees. Or queen bee in fact, as she's just fine when you meet, but soon she starts breeding like crazy, and your spawn start populating the area and kill the other birds (your friends you can't hang out with anymore).
 
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Easy.

Guys are the birds. You know, when you're young and you look down, looks like a baby bird poking its head out of its nest.

Girls are the bees. Or queen bee in fact, as she's just fine when you meet, but soon she starts breeding like crazy, and your spawn start populating the area and kill the other birds (your friends you can't hang out with anymore).
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DUDE you rule
 
Birds allow you to talk about eggs without having to bring up that nasty word, "uterus." Bees let you talk about fertilization without mentioning sperm. Thought it was obvious.
 
Originally posted by: anonymouschris
So I never understood why it was called Bird and the Bees? Does anybody know? Who is the bird and who is the bee?

After eight years of childless marriage, the 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband decided it was time to find out why they couldn't get pregnant.

Sex for dummies
They visited a fertility clinic and the doctors ran some tests which indicated they shouldn't have any trouble conceiving a child.

A spokesman for the clinic said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?"

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The couple now knows about the birds and the bees, and with some luck they will have a child in about 9 months.
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Geez.. at the ages of 30 and 36.. If they didn't know how, then it's a sign that they shouldn't have babies..

Doctor should not have told them about the birds and the bees..
 
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