bird pooped on my new car.

inachu

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Washed it off under 2 hours because of shopping did not have time to get it off.
After washing it off could see the clear coat was now etched permanently.

Grrrr!
 

Wuzup101

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There is no way that there should be any permanent damage from bird poop in 2 hours. Try using some clay.
 

exar333

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Unles you scrubbed it off with something abrasive, bird poop should not damage your car...
 

HeXen

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Bird poop is acidic usually but not always. Clay should help. The problem is many car manufactures do a piss poor ultra thin job with the clear coat and paint. My old 78 Camero had some thick ass paint on it, I could see it where it cracked and separated from the metal but was still hanging on. My Honda's however, I can peel the paint clean off with a power washer if I"m not careful...already happened on my Civic. It was so thin that I could rub my finger across where it peeled off and could not feel it.
 

CurrentlyPissed

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Bird poop is acidic usually but not always. Clay should help. The problem is many car manufactures do a piss poor ultra thin job with the clear coat and paint. My old 78 Camero had some thick ass paint on it, I could see it where it cracked and separated from the metal but was still hanging on. My Honda's however, I can peel the paint clean off with a power washer if I"m not careful...already happened on my Civic. It was so thin that I could rub my finger across where it peeled off and could not feel it.

That would be the difference between lead-and non-lead paint. Current paint isn't "thin" just to be cheap, in fact it adhears much better, even more so with current day cars with so much plastic.
 

legcramp

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I've had my week old Mazda 6 pooped on 20+ spots and they all came off cleanly. I guess there is a birds nest in front of the driveway.
 

Brian Stirling

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And a question for you...

Q: What do you call the black stuff in the middle of bird crap?

A: Bird crap!


Brian
 

RU482

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I'd go buy some rice and scatter it around the neighborhood...that'll teach em!

j/k
 

Twitch03

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Use a clay bar with car wash or detail spray to ensure everything is off. If you can still run your fingers across it and feel it use a good correcting polish to remove the etching and smooth out the clear coat.
 

inachu

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Use a clay bar with car wash or detail spray to ensure everything is off. If you can still run your fingers across it and feel it use a good correcting polish to remove the etching and smooth out the clear coat.

I did buy some detail spray.

I'll post some pictures of it on my twitter account @inachu
I hope the detail of Iphone 5 can show the damage.
 

Ramses

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The auto body industry has been funding genetic modification of birds digestive tracts such that modern super-poop can more easily damage modern not-super-paint, leading one more frequently to the paint shop. I'm just thankful it hasn't occurred to them to put wings on bears or pigs or something yet.

Or so I read on the internet.
 

HeXen

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That would be the difference between lead-and non-lead paint. Current paint isn't "thin" just to be cheap, in fact it adhears much better, even more so with current day cars with so much plastic.

Yeah I can see ever day how well it adheres.:rolleyes:
 

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It definitely sucks but unfortunately it won't be the last time. I'm lucky that I park inside at work and at home but I still get hit driving or parked in a lot. I stay away from trees to try and minimize the risk but those birds know what they're doing.
 

BUTCH1

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We have these huge F-ing Pelicans down here in FL, one took a giant crap on my hood, it was so massive in size I initially thought my car had been vandalized. The volume was so much that it ran down the length of the hood and was dripping on the ground. I stood in shock and awe that one flying shit-bag could deploy that much effluent.