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Hey, I'm sure that if they were going in to get him, they'd announce it on national US tv. smart thing. of course they wouldn't tell us they were going in, so they tell us they aren't.
Capital ideas!Originally posted by: StormRider
I wish I had super powers to make bin Laden's life miserably before we catch and kill him.
What I would do is "cloud his mind" so he would always think he *did* wipe after taking a crap. Then when he puts his pants on he would realize he forgot to wipe. I would do this to him for a year. Then all his associates will think, "why doesn't the sheik wipe his ass? Is he trying some sort of passive-aggressive control over me? He knows I can't say anything bad to him to his face! And yet he smells like sh1t all the time."
I will also project an invisible force field a few inches from his penis everytime he pisses so he splatters and sprays himself with his piss. I also will do this to him for a year.
Originally posted by: z0mb13
why cant they send some cruise missiles?
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: spanky
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Any reputable links?
r u doubting the credibility of newsmax.com? :laugh:
with ads like this: kerryad.JPG, how can you doubt their credibility? 😀
Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
I wonder if Bush learned anythign from Intel. How about a "paper capture" on the day of the election? or the day before? It would be a great tactic.
yup, my first thought was... nice timing Bush...Originally posted by: Eli
My dad has been saying for over a year now that they already have Osama captured and are just waiting for a "good" time to say it.. like, right before these elections.
I always just shrugged and rolled my eyes at him, but I have to admit.. if he magically turns up caught in the next couple of weeks, I'm going to have to raise an eyebrow.... lol
Originally posted by: FoBoT
i need more tinfoil
Originally posted by: voodoochylde
Perhaps we should send some spiders with nukes strapped to em. That or sharks with "lasers" strapped to their heads...
Originally posted by: Staples
Time to invade Syria and take out eye off him again.
Oh I just saw this was from newsmax. Newsmax is even less credible than Fox.
This report is bogus as of now until I see some credible sources.
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Bullsh*t 🙂
Originally posted by: Abhi
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Bullsh*t 🙂
Originally posted by: spanky
saw this from fark....
link
Lehman: Bin Laden's Location Pinpointed
Former Navy Secretary John Lehman said Thursday that the Pentagon has pinpointed the location of Osama bin Laden in the Baluchistan Region of Western Pakistan, but is holding back on rounding him up because it could destabilize the government of Pakistani leader Pervez Musharraf.
Bin Laden is living in South Waziristan in the Baluchistan Mountains of the Baluchistan Region, Lehman told the San Bernadino Sun, after delivering a keynote speech on terrorism at Pitzer College in Claremont, Calif.
"There is an American presence in the area, but we can't just send in troops," he told the Sun. "If we did, we could have another Vietnam, and the United States cannot afford that right now."
Lehman said that because Pakistan's Baluchistan Region is "filled with Taliban and al-Qaida members" who do not recognize the legitimacy of President Musharraf, the U.S. military is holding back.
"Look," he explained, "Musharraf already has had three assassination attempts on his life. He is trying to comply, but he is surrounded by people who do not agree with him. This is not like Afghanistan, where there was no compliance, and we had to go in."
"We'll get [bin Laden] eventually," he added. "Just not now."
Contacted by the Sun, Department of Defense spokeswoman Capt. Ronnie Merritt declined to comment on Lehman's remarks, except to say that he normally didn't speak about these issues, and she was surprised he had.
Lehman served on the Sept. 11 Commission investigating bin Laden's attacks on the U.S.