bin Laden vs. Bush...who would win?

[rpzero]

If bin Laden and Bush got in a fight, one on one, who do you think will win?

Personally, I think bin Laden might be able to take on both Bush and Cheney at the same time...sad but true.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

i think Bin Laden has had better training...we did train him...

 

[Poncherelli]

its probably a toss up, bush is pretty strong....... now if only jesse ventura were president....

 

[Pyroclazm]

get ready for the bitch slaps....

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

<< its probably a toss up, bush is pretty strong....... now if only jesse ventura were president.... >>


cmon...we all know Bob Samuelson wouldn't let that happen.

 

[chiwawa626]

mabey bin laden would win he has been fighting a lot, he commands his own army, well so does bush but...uh bush will prolly like trip and break his ankle whylie fighting..

 

[jpsj82]

doesn't bin laden walk with a cane, if so he could just hit bush. anyways bush would just want cheney to beat up bin laden for him. cheney would have a heart attack and powell would have to come in and save the day.

 

[PwAg]

Arab fundamentalists fight to the death...essentially maniacs. I'm sure Bin Laden would win. But if Bush were in his younger military years...easily Bush.

 

[Sugadaddy]

Is Janet Reno still working? She could take all of them with one arm...

 

[rpzero]

well, bin Laden is a battle-hardened guerilla who has taken on Soviet troops so he must be somewhat good at fighting.

As for Bush, he received some training when he was with the national guard but hasn't really seen any combat.

Osama bin Laden will probably win coz of experience.

 

[SuperCyrix]

I think Bruce Lee will win.
nef said.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

<< Is Janet Reno still working? She could take all of them with one arm... >>

LOL, go Janet go.

 

[deftron]

Is there a Celebrity DeathMatch yet?

 

[AAjax]

<< Arab fundamentalists fight to the death...essentially maniacs. I'm sure Bin Laden would win. But if Bush were in his younger military years...easily Bush. >>



Ya but Bush is a Texan, you ever been to Texas? Talk about fundamentalists...hehehe

 

[brxndxn]

Bush would win. He is very physically fit - he runs most days with an average of 7:15 per mile. Though he isn't as tall, Bush weighs 10-30lbs more than Laden. Laden is a staggering 6'4" with 150-160 lbs - can you say WUSS? Also, Bush is American so he has the heart to win.

 

[Pocatello]

I don't know about this one. There is a rumor that bin Laden is on a kidney dialysis.

 

[CyrixMII333]

I think the first thing bush would do is...
run for your life!!!

 

[rpzero]

ok maybe Bush is more physically fit than bin Laden but since bin Laden is a guerilla, he probably knows how to fight dirty. He'll probably use a dirty trick such as using a low blow. It's his nature to fight like a coward (and bastard) and use unfair tactics to win.

 

[Static911]

Bush is from Texas

He won't fight him hand-to-hand. He will simply shoot him with his 6-shooter

nuff said

static911

 

[cdan]

Bush would break a beer bottle and try to use that. Bin Laden would blow himself and Bush up with a grenade.

 

[GoldenBear]

<< now if only jesse ventura were president.... >>

If only the Rock was president.

 

[starwarsdad]

Ya but Bush is a Texan, you ever been to Texas? Talk about fundamentalists...hehehe


ROFLMFAO!!!

 

[vegetation]

Bin Laden doesn't have any hand to hand combat skills. He needs his guns to be strong. Don't know about Bush's background.

 

[compuwiz1]

Sigh......What a dumb thread! Really, this is moronic question. :Q
Too bad the mods don't lock threads for having stupid content.

 

[GoldenBear]

<< Sigh......What a dumb thread! Really, this is moronic question. :Q >>

Yeah, you really have to be an idiot to reply to it.