Billy Bob, Joe Bob and James Earl

Brutuskend

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Three Hillbillies Billy Bob, Joe Bob and James Earl are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

Billy Bob says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner.

Joe Bob says: 'Why is that stupid ?'

Billy Bob says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

Joe Bob says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!'

Billy Bob says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

Joe Bob says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

James Earl says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer Some change, and I found
6 condoms in thar.'

Billy Bob and Joe Bob both say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

James Earl says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'
 

OdiN

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Mar 1, 2000
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James Earl Jones?

Billy Bob Thornton?

But I didn't find that very funny.
 

Ricochet

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Oct 31, 1999
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:D Nice one!

It's been awhile since I've seen your jokes. Thanks for lightening up my morning.