One day in the future, or Why are you down on Bill ?
Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here", says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let you decide who leaves."
Clinton thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and large pool of water. He kept
diving in and surfacing empty-handed, over and over and over. Such was his
fate in hell.
"No", Bill said. "I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day",
commented Bill.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Clinton saw Kenn Starr, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica L, doing what she does best.
Clinton looked at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handlethis".
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go".