Bill Gates... the richest man on earth, again! What would YOU buy with his cash?

[Urinal Mint]

Saw it on the news this morning... Forbes has named Gates #1 in wealth again, with assets totaling $58 Billion dollars (said with Dr. Evil flair, of course).

I wonder if he flinches when he thinks about buying a new motherboard for his AMD machine.

 

[nitrousninja]

I bet he doesn't even own a computer.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Yeah, you're probably right... what I meant to say, is that I wonder if he flinches when he thinks about buying a new Rolls Royce.

 

[NakaNaka]

actually he probably owns tons of computers ...

 

[gittyup]

Good grief $58 billion. That's a lot of pennies.

 

[Passions]

He could buy 58 billion+ mcdonald's big macs on monday.

 

[Phunktion]

You could buy a lot of women with that money

 

[gwlam12]

i'd distribute the money throughout the country. people who have as much money as he does dont need all the money. the rich are getting the richer and the poor are getting poorer.

no i am not poor. i have a computer.

 

[Spoooon]

Urinal mints. Lots of them.

 

[Tauren]

A lifetime supply of urinal pucks!

 

[Urinal Mint]

aaahahahaha awesome

 

[351Cleveland]

gwlam-

Actually he lost almost $2 billion last year... in fact, the top 3 all lost billions last year. So much for your liberal mantra!


If I had his cash, I would help the church build a family life center. I would also build a nice house, and buy several choice classic Mustangs

 

[Doboji]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shzt.
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nuff said.

-Max

 

[mmaleki]

Whores!!

 

[GoldenBear]

Bill Gates... the richest man on earth, again! What would YOU buy with his cash?

As is my answer to everything, the answer to that question is forums.anandtech.com

 

[Urinal Mint]

I knew that Office Space quote would pop up at some point.

 

[Uclagamer_99]

haha i know this is a real cliche response, but he really does need to get rid of that hairstyle of his

 

[ElPool]

does he worry at all about getting speeding tickets? i know i wouldnt. that would be like a cop pulling me over and saying, "Theres gonna be a large fine of twenty cents."

 

[HansHurt]

I would buy the Amazon Rainforest...w/ the Amazon Warrior Woman incl. in the deal.

or


I would build the perfect little town I would live in a castle overlooking it.

 

[IJump]

I'd buy a car like the one linked in this thread. |

 

[tm37]

I would get some "seven Million Dollar Changrelier's" for my patio!


Tony Bruno Show!
About Half way down the page!

 

[Wedesdo]

finance the take-over of a small african or south american country...

 

[Urinal Mint]

I might have to buy Tahiti or something.

 

[GundamW]

<< With that kind of money, I can buy myself in to high *belch* society. >>



Buy all the powerplants in the U.S. and then create a giant device to block off the Sun. [C.M.Burn]Excellent[/Burn]

 

[Mikal]

I'd try to buy a conscience. Oh, he's already doing that!