Bill Gates boosts impressive stats.

[WetSprocket]

News from The Onion.



<< Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma REDMOND, WA--Microsoft head Bill Gates, already considered by many to be among the most powerful men in the world, further increased his powers Monday, augmenting several of his key statistics to near-immortal levels. >>





<< Gates, who raised his intelligence to 20 in 1990, is fast becoming the most powerful CEO in American media. Experts place him above Fox's Rupert Murdoch and Disney's Michael Eisner, both of whom hold over 1.2 million hit points. Gates is also rumored to be in possession of a bag of holding containing one terabyte of information, as well as over 100 billion gold and silver pieces. >>



How much does a wish spell cost anyway? Man am I bored...

 

[Pretender]

Somebody needs to stop playing MUDs and get a life.

/* 95% intended towards The Onion, 5% intended towards whoever found this article and understood it */

 

[adams]

Made me smile...


Link to Article (Make sure you scroll down to the bottom for a good picture)

 

[Pretender]

It made me chuckle also...I admit I'm a semi-loser.

 

[WetSprocket]

Did I just get slammed by Pretender. They are a Platinum member telling me to get a life. How many posts is Platinum anyway?

 

[Pretender]

I'm not telling you to get a life....I just implied that MUDs are for lifeless beings...I used to qualify as one of those for a while, so I'm not trying to be hypocritical.

 

[adams]

Nah, I think Pretender liked it

 

[WetSprocket]

Its all in fun. I didn't mean to sound defensive.

 

[Shuxclams]

shremph alla boooob nef nef.


SHUX

 

[Raj]

excuse my idiocy, but I don't understand a word of that article except that bill gates is very powerful.

 

[Batti]

That means you have a life, Raj. I didn't get it either.