bill and melinda gates getting divorced

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SKORPI0

Lifer
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" Why did Melinda divorce Bill? "Word is that she wasn't happy with his workaholic habit of being in Office365 and having a poor Outlook.
Despite how much he would Excel, she just felt like she didn't have Access to him. He also lost the only PowerPoint he had. Finally, it was not only Micro, it was Soft as well." ;) :D
 

Torn Mind

Lifer
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" Why did Melinda divorce Bill? "Word is that she wasn't happy with his workaholic habit of being in Office365 and having a poor Outlook.
Despite how much he would Excel, she just felt like she didn't have Access to him. He also lost the only PowerPoint he had. Finally, it was not only Micro, it was Soft as well." ;) :D
He tried calling her Phone 8.1 times a day, and later 10 times, but he was too late since the Robots and Fruits interested her more since they could run Tinder and could load Ashley Madison.
 

Red Squirrel

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i read in the national enquirer that he was excommunicated because he was a ginger

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65 is pretty old. I estimate I'll live til 80. With Gate's money, I'll give him 90; so 25 years left. 25 years is nothing. Once you get to 65 after being married 30 years, it's time to put on your big boy pants, and play with the hand you're dealt. Better than feeding lawyers in a divorce.
So you are suggesting he spend his dimes on sex vacations abroad? I hear dat!
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
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So you are suggesting he spend his dimes on sex vacations abroad? I hear dat!
Why not? When you have their kind of money, you can do just about anything. Not like they're stuck in the same trailer together. You can do anything you want, and maybe I'm the weirdo, but the last thing I want is to give lawyers money.
 
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MrSquished

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Why not? When you have their kind of money, you can do just about anything. Not like they're stuck in the same trailer together. You can do anything you want, and maybe I'm the weirdo, but the last thing I want is to give lawyers money.
What are your values exactly? The absolute last thing you should be criticizing the Gates about is money on a divorce. I mean really.
 
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RLGL

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To the OP and others: SO WHAT! What's the big deal, it happens all the time. What about the poor slob on the street, no one cares. Why care about whats his face.
 
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To the OP and others: SO WHAT! What's the big deal, it happens all the time. What about the poor slob on the street, no one cares. Why care about whats his face.
You can't say you do not care about the topic at hand because you made effort to post in its discussion thread. See, you care.
 

Torn Mind

Lifer
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I think it's more biologically viable to not be a "No Lifer". ;)

Just beacuse your post rod is bigger...doesn't mean better if its too big.
 
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pete6032

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Right after the M1 MacBooks came out and turned the world upside down.