can we post times we didnt go down and should have? hehe. ive been riding since i was a kid, the first bike i rode (with my uncles help) was a triumph at 10ish yrs old. ive always had bikes, and didnt park mine until i had 3 kids and bills to pay before i could justify fixing my bike. its still parked, 13 years later. before kids, it was my only transportation for years. no idea how many miles ive put on 2 wheels, but im sure its up there.
one time i was being an idjit trying to beat a yellow light onto the freeway. went into the turn pretty hot, hit a puddle of antifreeze and slid sideways about 14 feet, heading right into the stopped lane of oncoming traffic. i managed to keep it up, straightened it out about a foot from a car in the turn lane opposite me and pulled it onto the offramp. i immediately slowed down, parked the bike and had a smoke sitting on the curb. thought i was gonna eat bumper on that one, hehe.
another time i took my bike through some dirt (street bike, not very smart) with some friends after a rain storm. didnt realize i had some build up on my back frame/ swingarm area, and when i got on open road the rain started up again and washed the grit down into my back brake assembly. rock wedged in, locked up the brake and started taking me sideways into a red light, i stood up on the pegs and started kicking the rod by the back tire. it freed up, but i was already about 40 degrees left sliding into an intersection where i had a red light. tire stopped sliding, i straightened it up and got it on the sidewalk. luckily it was a fairly open intersection and the guy that was about to go through saw my troubles and waited to see what happened before going through himself.
another i was riding in the right lane on a 4 lane road coming up to a red light, my lane was clear and there were 4 or 5 cars in the left lane stopped for the light. red turns to green so i started accelerating. the last car in line to the left decided he wanted to pass everyone and changed lanes pretty much on top of me. i hit his passenger door with the side of my bike as i wass braking, the engine bars saved my leg. the peg on it turned sideways and made a gouge all the way down his car, from the front of his door to the back QP. i bounced off the curb a couple times and balanced it out, then pulled into a store parking lot to get his info. cops got called, he got busted. too many witnesses for him to get out of that one, despite him saying it was all my fault.
i rode here in the phoenix metro valley, all over the state and all over cali and nm for a couple decades, i have a bunch of stories like that and worse.
the only time my bike went down was inside a warehouse when i was messing around. ive put a few friends bikes down in actual traffic accidents before, never my fault tho, and no real injuries.