Originally posted by: nissan720
Just keep the receipt and take the bike back every 28 days for your cash because something will have broken by then anyway. Then purchase a new one to ride around for the next month or so.
Everytime you return one add $10 to your cash pile so you can buy the next step up.
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
You need to spend $6500 on a bike or you're just wasting your money and getting something that will hold you back from true aerobic fulfillment and spiritual enlightenment.
I went from a $5000 bike to a $6500 and it was like night and day........I clocked nearly 3 seconds faster in my 5 mile sprint time.
Also, you need the tightest possible bike shorts....I mean nothing under a 28 waist even if you're a 36. And spray Teflon on it to reduce air resistance....but only use industrial grade Teflon cause the stuff you buy from Home Depot, again, will just keep you from reaching your full potential and enjoyment.
If you're just going to ride a bike around the block once or twice a month, then Walmart is fine. If you want to be a true cyclist then you need to claw raw iron ore from the earth with your bare hands and smelt it from the molten magma of Mount Hanulalalluhala and refine the resulting metal to surgical precision using just hand tools.
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
You need to spend $6500 on a bike or you're just wasting your money and getting something that will hold you back from true aerobic fulfillment and spiritual enlightenment.
I went from a $5000 bike to a $6500 and it was like night and day........I clocked nearly 3 seconds faster in my 5 mile sprint time.
Also, you need the tightest possible bike shorts....I mean nothing under a 28 waist even if you're a 36. And spray Teflon on it to reduce air resistance....but only use industrial grade Teflon cause the stuff you buy from Home Depot, again, will just keep you from reaching your full potential and enjoyment.
If you're just going to ride a bike around the block once or twice a month, then Walmart is fine. If you want to be a true cyclist then you need to claw raw iron ore from the earth with your bare hands and smelt it from the molten magma of Mount Hanulalalluhala and refine the resulting metal to surgical precision using just hand tools.
Pussy. I just bought a $7000 bike. You should try that sh1t.
My spare bike is made by Ferrari.Originally posted by: sniperruff
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
You need to spend $6500 on a bike or you're just wasting your money and getting something that will hold you back from true aerobic fulfillment and spiritual enlightenment.
I went from a $5000 bike to a $6500 and it was like night and day........I clocked nearly 3 seconds faster in my 5 mile sprint time.
Also, you need the tightest possible bike shorts....I mean nothing under a 28 waist even if you're a 36. And spray Teflon on it to reduce air resistance....but only use industrial grade Teflon cause the stuff you buy from Home Depot, again, will just keep you from reaching your full potential and enjoyment.
If you're just going to ride a bike around the block once or twice a month, then Walmart is fine. If you want to be a true cyclist then you need to claw raw iron ore from the earth with your bare hands and smelt it from the molten magma of Mount Hanulalalluhala and refine the resulting metal to surgical precision using just hand tools.
Pussy. I just bought a $7000 bike. You should try that sh1t.
that's nothing. i traded in my ferrari in for my bike.
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
My spare bike is made by Ferrari.Originally posted by: sniperruff
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
You need to spend $6500 on a bike or you're just wasting your money and getting something that will hold you back from true aerobic fulfillment and spiritual enlightenment.
I went from a $5000 bike to a $6500 and it was like night and day........I clocked nearly 3 seconds faster in my 5 mile sprint time.
Also, you need the tightest possible bike shorts....I mean nothing under a 28 waist even if you're a 36. And spray Teflon on it to reduce air resistance....but only use industrial grade Teflon cause the stuff you buy from Home Depot, again, will just keep you from reaching your full potential and enjoyment.
If you're just going to ride a bike around the block once or twice a month, then Walmart is fine. If you want to be a true cyclist then you need to claw raw iron ore from the earth with your bare hands and smelt it from the molten magma of Mount Hanulalalluhala and refine the resulting metal to surgical precision using just hand tools.
Pussy. I just bought a $7000 bike. You should try that sh1t.
that's nothing. i traded in my ferrari in for my bike.
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
You need to spend $6500 on a bike or you're just wasting your money and getting something that will hold you back from true aerobic fulfillment and spiritual enlightenment.
I went from a $5000 bike to a $6500 and it was like night and day........I clocked nearly 3 seconds faster in my 5 mile sprint time.
Also, you need the tightest possible bike shorts....I mean nothing under a 28 waist even if you're a 36. And spray Teflon on it to reduce air resistance....but only use industrial grade Teflon cause the stuff you buy from Home Depot, again, will just keep you from reaching your full potential and enjoyment.
If you're just going to ride a bike around the block once or twice a month, then Walmart is fine. If you want to be a true cyclist then you need to claw raw iron ore from the earth with your bare hands and smelt it from the molten magma of Mount Hanulalalluhala and refine the resulting metal to surgical precision using just hand tools.
Pussy. I just bought a $7000 bike. You should try that sh1t.